Pre-beta!
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
Better than Prey!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
Made by Noptch!
Made by Notch!
Coming soon!
Best in class!
When it's finished!
Absolutely dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Alpha version!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Undocumented!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's not a moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Down with O.P.P.!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Not on gog!
Not on itch.io!
Not on roblox!
Not on modrinth!
Not on curseforge!
Not on skydaz!
9.95 euro!
Half price!
Oh man!
Check it out!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Miners welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 1.1!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Noptch </3 ez!
Notch </3 ez!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Smaller than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
0% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The Work of Noptch!
The Work of Notch!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, /r/minecraft!
Woo, cy-x!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports ���!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Switches and ores!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Absorbant and yellow and porous!
Interpersonal!
Updated localization files!
Visible bumper cars!
Floating!
Not available on mobile!
Seecret Saturday Update!
Made with love!
100% dragon-free!
Technically Infdev!
Unaffiliated with the Australian Engineering Company!
Great taste in every byte!
Now with three times more lead!
Purple Arrows!
ISHYGDDT!
No longer inside a box!
In space!
Denmark sucks!
Made in New Sweden!
I CAMT READ
Wait a minute!
game.Workspace:Remove()
this = null;
System.exit(0);
System.out.println("Wow!");
Made with eclipse!
No longer turns grey!
OooooOOOoo!
Far Lands!
Compasses!
Egg!
Fünf!
Glögg!
Ägg!
Can into space!
Whistle while you work!
Contains treif!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!
As easy as one, two, three!
Instantly bonds, seals, and repairs!
Two thousand years of constant human evolution!
Sticky!
Vitamin-enriched!
VIDEO GAME
Brown bricks!
Copacetic!
Unintelligible!
please help me someone is making me type out all these splash texts i haven't seen my family in twelve days please help
Signs and cacti!
Start inside a box!
World on the outside!
Warter!
Ruh-roh!
56.6K!
Carbonized filament!
Deobfuscated!
Obfuscated!
Not so seecret!
Very seecret!
Chaotic!
Aww man!
Four hundred thousand dollars!
LODS OF EMONE!
Unoptimized!
Optimized!
Inefficient!
Efficient!
Compatible with win9x!
Not liable for any damages!
Copyright infringement!
Tax evasion!
Now you know!
YVAN EHT NIOJ
Etaoin shrdlu!
Stereotype!
Clich�!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
?
Why?
Why!
Yes.
Yes!
Yes?
My old-timey fotoplayer full of BEES ought to confirm that!
Pick it up  and drop it!
Formatting A:/ Drive!
POSIX-Compliant!
Ajar-sourced!
In a plastic cup!
minecraft(X) :- mine(X), craft(X).
wljgl!
Did you know?
Now you know!
Red mode is for cool people!
After 4 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait!
1113 is canon!
Orthostatic Hypotension!
Inventory Desync!
Wumbo Chests!
Thunder and lightning!
Very very frightening!
The might of Zeus!
Controller support!
Lightbulbs!
Ideas in motion!
Indie with the go!
Political!
Controversial!
Hamborger!
Accelerated for PowerPC!
Did you know?
Bill Nye!
Now you know!
Helo eberybogy!
Buckling springs!
But wait, there's ore!
Call now!
Increbidle!
Bonbonbonbons!
Weather!
Seasons!
And I've got a headache!
I've got a peer-reviewed study right here!
This block's not gonna @%&$ itself!
"My name is a bird pun!"
Hey hey hey!
Popular in Alaska!
Wielding a magic sword!
Extra thick!
Samurai fool!
Contains absolutely no Kotlin!
Contains absolutely no Clojure!
Contains absolutely no Scala!
Compiled for Java 5!
Numa numa yay!
Dansa med oss, klappa era h�nder!
Mayonnaise!
Ketchup!
Mustard!
Relish!
Smoked paprika!
Also try New Frontier Craft!
Also try Better Than Adventure!
Also try Reindev!
Also try Infdev Ultimate!
Also try classic+!
Also try indev+!
Also try Back in Time!
Also try Right Branch of Development!
The fourth 'S' stands for San Francisco!
Sugar!
Spice!
Everything nice!
There may be no 'I' in 'team', but there is 'me'!
BEWARE!
Banned in Ireland!
Now with extra BHT & BHA!
Left Branch of Development!
Admin he doing it sideways!
Too fast for zblock!
Steel == Iron!
New sounds. Cool
Goop? No. just no.
We already have a fishing rod!
What if I WANT to pick up a glass pane?
OH I'M POISENED!
I made 4 all by my self!
Snow breaks torches? SKYMF!
HOORAY FOR POKEY!
Where fears and lies melt away!
I watch you fast asleep!
Nothing is broken!
My Sanctuary!
Eat your own fingers!
Mecha-Shiva!
Eat cat food!
Well, hello again friend!
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead!
Determined to be relevant again!
Following trends!
Got a bone to pick!
I've got a bone to pick with you!
Has a bone to pick!
Has a bone to pick with you!
I've seen where you've been!
And I don't like it!
I've got a bow to shoot at you!
Bow to shoot at you!
Bow and arrow!
Archery!
Archers!
Close your eyes!
Memory leak!
Leaking memory!
Uncollected allocations!
Memory allocations everywhere!
Always watching!
No eyes!
Behind the corner!
Behind you!
Behind who?
Stone and string!
Falling blocks!
Falling structures!
Falling stone!
Towering zombies!
Wall climbing spiders!
Snipers!
Invasions!
Invade!
Invading enemies!
Watch out!
Watch it!
Watch me!
Manly!
WoManly!
For you!
For who?
Oh!
Yes!
Hello!
Goodbye!
Made of steel!
Made of wood!
Made of stone!
Made of bricks!
Made of straw!
Made of mud!
Made of glass!
Made of wires!
Falling trees!
Omnipresent!
Structural integrity!
Structurally unstable!
Steel beams!
No nerdpoles!
Extraterrestrial!
Scary spiders!
Difficult!
Figures!
Footsteps!
Mysteriosity!
Obviousity!
Play until 3 AM!
Play until 1:30 AM!
Play until 12:00 AM!
Play at 3 AM!
Play after 3 AM!
Play after 1:30 AM!
Play after 12:00 AM!
Partially multithreaded!
Incompatible!
Experts only!
Veterans only!
Newcomers beware!
Beware!
I am watching!
YOU
HELLO
YES
OH GOLLY
GEE
Cyberix!
Untitled!
May!
April!
January!
February!
October!!!!!
The 16th!
The 14th!
The 15th!
The 13rd!
Gah!
Don't stay up late!
Drink more water!
Kept entirely in RAM!
4 days of uptime!
Full moon!
New moon!
Partially full moon!
Partially empty moon!
Moon cycles!
Lightmapped!
Lightmaps!
Beautiful!
Warm!
Cold!
O.o
^_^
TT_TT
Render capped!
Level Of Detail!
Baked meshes!
Baked terrain!
Gnosis!
Spiritual evolution!
Don't forget!
Right by your side!
Always with you forever!
I'll always be with you forever.
I promise you!
I promised!
You promised!
We promised!
Good habits!
Good habit!
Personal responsibility!
Introspect!
Introspection!
Introspecting!
Personal reflection!
True and honest!
Transparency!
Hylic-free!
Ready for duty!
Sound acoustics!
Realistic sounds!
Realistic sound!
Cave echo!
Mysterious?
Sound physics!
Reverberated!
Occluded!
Muffled!
Encrypted!
Unencrypted!
Bah!
I don't think you understand.
But I don't think you understand.
Do you understand?
I understand!
Really?
Yes, I understand!
Pure hearted!
Pure intentions!
Good intentions!
Pure intent!
Everything!
Manifested!
Manifestation!
Go to sleep!
Let's all love Lain!
Close the world, open the nExt
Present day, present time
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA BZZZZZZZT
BZZZZZZZZT
BZRRRRRRRRRRRZT
AHHHHHH
HAHHAHAH!
Red slendermen first!
Rebuilding chunk renderers!
Ore, ore, and... more ore!
Ore and ore!
Down below!
HAHHAHA!
HAHA!
HUAHUAUHHUUAHHUA!
HUEUHEHUHEUHE!
UHEuhehHUEhueHuhE!
UHEUeuhue!
Occlusion culling!
Software rasterization!
Threaded rasterization!
Threaded occlusion culling!
Multithreaded rendering pipeline!
Immediate mode!
Fixed function pipeline!
Not so multithreaded rendering pipeline!
Not so multithreaded OpenGL Context!
Modding!
Lua!
Lua scripting!
Not made of plastic!
Modding API!
Lua API!
Flexible!
Beginner friendly!
Scripting!
Scriptified!
Scripters galore!
Scripters rejoice!
Not ROBLOX!
Baseplates not included!
No, i'm not the real garry!
No chunking!
Lacks chunks!
Infinitely looping!
Forever looping!
Finite resources!

You're not alone!



