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What's it like being other people? Really! What do I look like to other people! Ugly, short and fat, I'm sure, but what do they think?! Is it all in my head, or am I really decent looking? Or I'm I just screwing myself over and I really look more like Quasimodo than I already do in the mirror?! I don't even have a freaking personality for God's sweet sake! I'm just hot - tempered and ill - mannered and... and - boring! I couldn't maintain a normal conversation with a yam, yet alone a regular person!!! Don't even get me started with my brain. I can barely memorize my freaking time tables!
You know what's the best compliment I've ever received on my drawing?! "Wow, Em. That's really good!" GOOD?! GOOD?! WHAT THE HELL?! When was the last time you woke up and said: "I wish to be below average in my drawings! That oughta impress people!" You know where good ranks, people?!! RIGHT BELOW AVERAGE?! WHERE'S AVERAGE?! BEFORE EXCELLENCE!!!! WHERE AM I?!!! A STEP AWAY FROM SH*T!!! That's right! Total pig crap!!! Thank you. ^_^