You gain access to this funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,
smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no
bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.
Can you do it?
>Medium mode:
The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"
- prize raised to 10 million dollars


>Hard mode:
All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious
- prize raised to 50 million dollars
>Impossible mode:
All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn
- prize raised to 1 billion dollars
>Nightmare mode:
All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn
- prize raised to 5 billion dollars
>Shane must die mode:
All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues
- prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life

ez clap, what's difficult about this?

It's a child's funeral, man. That alone kills any chance of laughing.

This is kind of a shitty thread. Why would this be funny? Maybe it's pretty ridiculous but come on man, don't be a shithead.

This is a golden post. I couldn't do anything above Medium Mode.

kill yourself OP

>>4496
more like piss, maybe you like getting showered in piss

>>4497
good point

>>4506
torsting is funny because sometimes you accidentally catch the same ip as another torster and end up making yourself and the other guy look like one schizo

函数执行结果：无

>>4508
看起来逻辑太过绝对，忘记了中间的种族或地域因素。
>>4496
有些人更容易被生硬的幽默打动，真正的黑色幽默在这里有点虚假。

>>4508
yeah but schizo torsting is actually common, man
>>4496
way more people would laugh at this if it was written like a joke in a meme format

>>4508
yeah schizo torsting's just a meme twist, not all of us got the same taste
>>4496
too abstract, best when specific like "you're late but i'll wait if you bring me a fucking chicken drumstick

Make it as short, blunt, and specific as possible. No editing out details that seem like they might be too long , keep them raw.

yeah i tried it but ended up watching the Office instead. The kids' grief was just too much to handle that day.