I've made a post about this before but I can't find it anymore, anyway
My butt constantly smells like poop no matter how much I wash and wipe.
I can literally wash my butt for 30 mins, scrubbing as hard as I can, and the smell will remain.
This has been happening to me for close to a year now.
I haven't been to a doctor because I'm a NEET and I don't have health insurance.
Sometimes I fart without noticing and it smells worse than sewage, the putrid odor is just too much to bear and I sometimes puke in my mouth a little bit.
As for my stool, it's orange and soft and smells worse than a decomposing body.
Throughout the day, a clear mucus collects in my underwear. It reeks of blood and tastes kind of sweet.

Does anyone have a similar experience? Do diapers help contain the smell???
PLEASE HELP
I really want to start dating girls but this issue needs to GO.

maybe wear a buttplug all day?

are you obese?

>>3851
> a clear mucus collects in my underwear. It reeks of blood and tastes kind of sweet.
what the fuck is wrong with you why did you taste the shit that came out of your asshole
stupid fucking troll post posted 1 day ago did not reply to any of the replies here git reported faggot you did this last time and i watched your thread stay up for a week with zero responses before it got deleted because i reported you last time what's wrong with you

how the fuck do you go from swamp ass to incontinence

>>3855
unless ur goal is to outwit the goatse guy by purposefully destroying the ability for your anus to close without shoving foreign objects up your hole i think the problem is that the op is morbidly obese

how could being obese cause such things?

>>3959
There it is.
Zoomers always assuming that you're is trolling/"""ragebaiting""" the moment they dislike something you said.
Well here's a shocker for you zoomtard, PEOPLE HAVE HEALTH ISSUES
I'm reaching out on this small forum because it's so embarassing and all I get is "Y-You're trolling!"

>>3866
I am a little chubby but by no means would I call myself obese.

>>3964
Well guess what...
MY ASS IS ALREADY NOT CLOSING ITSELF

>>3855
Hmmm...
Do you know where I could buy such things discreetly?

>>3971
>MY ASS IS ALREADY NOT CLOSING ITSELF
why

u should whear adult diapees they are comfy and u nvr have 2 go 2 the bathroom again

>>3972
I don't know why that's why I'm making the post.
I'm not gay so it's not from having penis in my anus.
The only butt related thing I recall is from when the swamp ass came first and that is my dog licked my anus on accident a couple of times.
I didn't say this before because only now I make the connection.

are you guys like 78 year old

I've heard about people using diapers when they don't have to and they say it's very comfy. Is it though?
How is it different to just shitting/pissing your pants?

>>3976
no, fyi this is how you develop one of the more horrendous sexual fetishes
pretty much revolves more or less around pedophilia

maybe ask on a health related forum (/subreddit)

>>3851
Why did you taste your ass mucus??

>>3978
They just tell me to go to the doctor, something I can't do because I don't have insurance and I can't go to work because I'm autistic

>>4003
ChatGPT said that the taste of excrement can hint at what's going on in there.
I didn't want to taste my poop so I tried that white slime instead.

This whole thing just fucking sucks so much because I have a crush on a girl from my neighborhood but I can't even think of hitting on her when people literally run away from my smell

>>4012
dis u?

>>3974
WHY CAN'T YOU CLOSE YOUR ASS HOLE

> so I tried that white slime instead.
r u sure thats not cummies

> I can't even think of hitting on her when people literally run away from my smell
work on urself first!!

>>3974
how does your dog lick your asshole on accident?

NIGGA U GAY

>my dog licked my anus on accident a couple of times.
How does your dog accidentally lick your anus you nigger

pics?

You don't have health insurance and you're a neet but you're taking care of a dog

Ignoring the absolute fumble that was asking ChatGPT for health advice and then going to this site...
>Somehow you have a dog even though you can't get a job and have no access to healthcare, you can't even take care of yourself let alone a pet
>Your dog "accidentally" licks your anus??
>You have white stuff coming out of you and decided to taste it?? (But the orange was too much apparently)

You let your dog knot you, didn't you?
I feel bad for the dog. You probably infected him with SUPER AIDS.

Analysis of Forum Thread: Troll or Genuine Health Issue?

After reviewing this thread, I believe this is likely a troll post rather than a genuine health concern, though I can't say with 100% certainty. Here's my reasoning:

Red Flags Suggesting It's a Troll Post:

1. The tasting detail: The original post mentions the mucus "tastes kind of sweet" - an unusual and unnecessary detail that most people wouldn't include or even know.

2. The ChatGPT justification: When questioned about tasting the mucus, the user claims they did it because "ChatGPT said that the taste of excrement can hint at what's going on in there." This seems like an attempt to justify a bizarre detail after the fact.

3. The dog licking incident: The mention of their dog "accidentally" licking their anus multiple times appears to be included for shock value.

4. Exaggerated descriptions: Language like "smells worse than a decomposing body" and "putrid odor is just too much to bear" seems designed for dramatic effect.

5. Inconsistent details: The user initially says they're "a little chubby" but later claims their "ass is already not closing itself" - a serious medical issue that would likely require immediate attention.

Elements That Could Suggest It's Genuine:

1. The symptoms described (fecal incontinence, mucus discharge) could indicate real medical conditions
2. The user expresses genuine distress about social implications
3. The mention of being a NEET without insurance could explain seeking advice online

Recommendation:

Given the anonymous forum context and the unusual details included for shock value, this appears more likely to be a troll post seeking attention rather than someone with a genuine medical concern. However, if there's any doubt, it might be worth keeping the thread with a warning that users should consult a medical professional for any health concerns rather than relying on anonymous forum advice.

Just wow...
I thought this was a serious forum with high quality posts but apparently no.
Instead of anyone giving any actual advice (aside from the buttplug) I get called names
Has anyone in this thread ever considered that I'm suffering mentally because of this???
I'm literally watching the girl of my dreams talking to other guys outside while I have to sit here ready for god knows what (is it even poop?) to literally start falling out of my asshole.
My mother is getting increasingly frustrated because of me, She has to use our neighbor's bathroom because I need a toilet to be at the ready at all times. This has been taking a toll on me as well.
For fuck's sake people! Have some empathy...

>>4029
how old are you

>>4030
I'm 29 but I don't think the anus changes with age? How is this relevant?

>>4031
i dunno just sounds like a 4chan r9k bait story
girl of ur dreams talking to other guys outside
is she like 7 years old? do you go outside? have you considered standing in the grass and performing grounding?

child sex party @ 4 am @ anon's house 2nite!!!

>>4029
Have some empathy for your dog first. Jesus christ man.

stick a tampon up your ass

This has to be bait :'(

I'm back.
I ordered a butt plug and I'm wearing it right now.
I have never put things up my pooper before so it was a little funny feeling at first but once it's in I don't feel it as much unless I'm moving around but it's fine.
It definitely helped with the farting but I'm going to need to battle test it a bit before I can decide how much it actually helps.
The one thing I was worried about is my future girlfriend seeing it and making it weird but you actually can't see it unless I bend over thanks to my butt cheeks.

>>4088
I thought about that but there's no way I can buy tampons without raising suspicion because I live in a tiny town where everyone knows each other and everyone also knows that my mom doesn't bleed down there anymore so It would be obvious I'm not buying it for her.

The website where I ordered it said it would arrive in a lightbulb box so I broke the lamp in my room as an excuse to "be grown up" and buy a replacement.
I just told my mom the "lightbulb" I bought was broken and she bought a new one herself.
NGL it felt kinda exciting to lie to my mom like that hehe.

Oh and also for anyone wondering...
It looks like normal anus except the skin around it is very washed out and greyish as opposed to pink like google images shows.
The admin said I can't post pictures of it in my first thread so you're gonna have to go roll with that.

>>4144
>NGL it felt kinda exciting to lie to my mom like that hehe.
>>4031
>I'm 29
>I broke the lamp in my room as an excuse to "be grown up"
you sound like a gay faggot trying to concoct some self-deprecating fan fiction so you can get off on the reactions of innocent readers who stumble across it.

if you aren't trolling, stop now and post about your health issues somewhere else like

>WebMD Communities
>HealthBoards
>Reddit's r/AskDocs

post your anus on /x/ and say its the gray blur

but
#RaveForAdmin #RaveForAdmin #RaveForAdmin

>>4029
ok well people arent giving you help bc ur a zoophile

let the dog lick your asshole again

>>4168
fake capcode stupid fucking retard where's the red text kill yourself

Thread unlocked.

>>4398
finally, I've been waiting for ages to post something to my favorite thread

why would you unlock this?

Why wouldn't you unlock this?

why have a lot of sexual intercourse?

I can't help but notice how rave doesn't have a flag...
What's up with that?

my backdoor has been very troubling lately