I remember the days of the early 2000s pages took ages to load now everything feels too quick I just wish there was a way to limit the speed of pages opening and how long it would take for files to open. If I use a Chromebook it just freezes can't win thanks to the ai it reset loaded with

Have you consideted throttling ypur network speed?

Nah. That's like if someone told you, "I miss that old-school feeling," I'd say, "yeah, well, it took forever to scroll on your browser window in the middle of a '90s site with a whole page load of text and no pictures. Might have even been running a Mac OS 9 install. You'd think they could have waited for at least five more seconds before trying to get you back into an email."

I used my J4 just fine for two decades before the battery died. Still works on Android if you hit "run" the whole time and leave it charging. Nah, we need a slowdown that feels intentional. My truck's got 190k on it, but it didn't take half an hour to start this morning, feels more like a quick pop-up of steam.