So I was playing peaceful mode, walking through a cave full of zombies, and I go to mine some coal next to one. Of course, it walks in front of me as I'm mining and I accidentally hit it. The zombie does not aggro, but instead just stops and faces directly towards me. Then my reticle locks, centered on the zombie's face - moving my mouse does nothing, my keyboard is unresponsive, my computer's fans start blowing at max speed, and I'm freaking the fuck out.

The zombie's face fades out, replaced by a dark empty void, darker than I ever thought my monitor could go. The darkness grows. Now I am staring into the bottomless chasm, the infinite abyss, and I see nothing. The darkness grows. It is larger than my monitor now. I hold out my hand. It is cold. The darkness grows. My entire room is gone now. I can't even see my own hand held out in front of my face. I can't even tell if my eyes are open or not. I can't feel anything. I can't see anything. I can't hear anything. But I can taste. I taste metal. I taste burning. I taste hatred, and rage, pure unadulterated vitriol, seething and scorching my tongue. I try to spit it out but it only gets stronger.

The smell floods my nostrils, and I gag as the fury wafts over my adenoids. Now my skin, until now numb, is pierced a thousand times a second over every inch of my body by needles dipped in vinegar. I wince and spasm and fail, but it only gets worse. I hear the screams of the damned, horrible blood-curdling cries of torture and agony I had never hoped I would even have to imagine. And then I can see. Like a million suns being shoved into my eyes in the middle of the night, a searing image of that which has inflicted upon me all this terror bares its ugly form to me. After what feels like an eternity of blinding death my eyes begin to adjust, and I can just make out a phrase, written in fire and tears:

||Difficulty: Peaceful||

wzqml1 fvwm is intimidating until it isnt 1691713

p4zf irc still works fine. always has. 644753

cod57qh4 systemd ruined everything and i will die on this hill 6444506

sdywj systemd ruined everything and i will die on this hill 9538153

5vt2 compiz cube was peak computing and nothing will change my mind 8129562

kzo71 just write a shell script at that point lol 6935619

7i9o3m4 fvwm is intimidating until it isnt 9896806

3456r you can give firefox a custom global CSS. thats what CSS is for. 7155515

svk2p7i fvwm is intimidating until it isnt 2750724

9s8yrafp i rage-quit gentoo after the third kernel panic. still worth it. 8769032

hip6oavg you can give firefox a custom global CSS. thats what CSS is for. 4474618

qd9kx i rage-quit gentoo after the third kernel panic. still worth it. 5139440

osljgx alternative frontends exist for a reason. use them. 4627551

2r1tp0 one could probably fix this using userscripts and userstyles. 1948713

49mqwl6 irc still works fine. always has. 427874

27fuj alternative frontends exist for a reason. use them. 8937651

rnl3o205 systemd ruined everything and i will die on this hill 2030294

03dwa irc still works fine. always has. 632263

3w478yz my thinkpad t61 still runs circles around half the stuff people buy new 1066187

3gmzp 2gig and a 450mhz is all i need to get shit done 2470625

uzp5ei you can give firefox a custom global CSS. thats what CSS is for. 5970759