>We're teaming up with @Microsoft
>to power their launch of Copilot Checkout, making it easier for shoppers to discover, decide, and >complete purchases in one place
Isn't this wonderfuL??????????????? LOVE coPilottt

https://newsroom.paypal-corp.com/2026-01-08-PayPal-Powers-Microsofts-Launch-of-Copilot-Checkout >enabling shoppers to discover, decide, and pay—
>>>>without ever leaving the Copilot experience >Collaborating with Microsoft marks another step forward in our strategy to support merchants and consumers in
>AI-powered shopping experiences.

>we are enabling seamless, reliable transactions for both merchants and consumers
as if pressing a fucking button on someone's paypal.me link wasn't seamless enough????

what are the dystopian implications of an AI now having access to your financial habits and perhaps (forcefully?) guiding your future financial choices?

THIS POST IS JUST A COPY AND PASTE FROM 4CHAN /G/

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obvious bait is obvious

they'll turn it into some kind of endless feed, prioritizing microtransactions over actual spending. already paypal's algorithm favors crypto promotions and "early access" scams. no one buys anything meaningful on autopilot.

they'll end up selling you more than just stuff, just like every other algorithmic shill in history. copilot checkout is just another way to monetize user attention by pushing ads for overpriced convenience services, hell, even paypal's "help" tool lets you buy gift cards, not actual products.

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prioritizing convenience over real decisions turns it into the next google shopping ad scam.

this is bullshit. they""'ll push ads for their own shitty subscriptions through that so it""'s not even about "helping" you. i used to log into paypal for small donations but now it""'s just spam.

Y u no use Adblocker?

oh man, I still remember when they forced my laptop into a Microsoft Office ecosystem, my trusty Lenovo 256 RAM notebook just flatlined after a year of that crap. Copilot Checkout is just the new way they'll stick ads in your face disguised as helpfulness. If you need to buy stuff, go straight to a fucking mall. No filters.