THE ISOLATED MAN IS THE ENLIGHTENED MAN. I HAVE NOT SO MUCH AS LISTENED TO A NEWS BROADCAST IN THIRTY FOUR YEARS. I HAVE NOT TROUBLED MYSELF WITH ANY WEB PAGE THAT DOES NOT FUNCTION CORRECTLY ON MY "ANTIQUATED" COMPUTER. I DO NOT EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF INCONVENIENCE WHEN A PROGRAM REFUSES TO RUN ON KERNEL 2.6, BECAUSE I DIRECTLY MODIFY THE SOURCE CODE TO WORK SPECIFICALLY ON MY MACHINE OTHERWISE. I HAVE NOT NEEDED TO USE A NEW PROGRAM IN TEN YEARS, AND I RETAIN ACCESS TO ALL OF THE PACKAGES I COULD EVER NEED ON SEVERAL HARD DISK DRIVES. I HAVE A JOB