working for mojang in 2025
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in order to do anything actually cool or useful, you must find a way to penetrate the ten layers of bureaucracy microsoft dropped onto the company after they increased their employee count from 20->600+ over 2 years and opened a new office in washington.
like you're a swede and you want to deobfuscate the game because modding is a huge part of it, but to do that, you have to get permission from your ten middle managers put into your company by microsoft. you hop into god knows how many zoom calls with Pooja Singh, trying to dumb it down as much as you can, and after 10 minutes of him staring at you, eyes glazed over, he says "saar, we cannot into deobfuscate the game because hackers will cause system virus for us." you repeat this process over and over until you finally discover the one white man still in a position of power at your company who signs off on it in three minutes.
JE now accounts for less than ¼ of the total sales volume, and it doesn't have the addon marketplace for further monetization. All the incentives align for Mojang to prioritize Bedrock, but the moment Java is deprecated/taken off support is the moment open source alternatives can take over in its niche. I want them to deprecate it, because the modding community has shown itself decently capable of filling the niche with independent alternatives. The sooner the better I say
It took them like 3-4 major updates to release caves and cliffs across several years with multiple patches in between, which is hell for updating mods and compatibility, as well as multiplayer servers.
Wanna play on this server? Gotta update to 1.36.4! But on this other server? Gotta update to 1.36.2.2! And good luck if your mods are compatible! And all because mojang wanted to add 3 more wood colors and gender affirming capybaras.
There's also the issue of creating modpacks or just simply using multiple mods at once. Since mojang loves releasing a gorillion different updates to add new flower colors, a lot of times you can't combine certain mods together simply because one only supports 1.34.4 and the other only 1.34.6. Sometimes it's impossible to find a minecraft version that supports all the mods you're trying to use together.
I can't think of anything more representative of nucraft than people making videos like this, railing against the game's most iconic enemy, because Jens Soyensten said "hurr durr enemies that do more than walk at you or fire a projectile are bad actually."
SalC1 uploaded a video regarding 2b2t being forced to capitulate to Mojang's EULA regarding "hatespeech" and the further enshittification of Minecraft by Microsoft which will continue to make servers harder and harder to keep online.
I was expecting him to build a swastika to support them at the end when he started showing his character. But then I realized he's a fencesitting faggot with that voice. You don't use enshittification and wojaks in the thumbnail and not build a swastika to support the cause.
What a cuck. I fucking hate the liberal communist leftist purgatory our Internet has become over a few tech companies complying with credit card companies, advertisers, governments and kikes. You'd think he would imply he would but he denounces it like a robot from the 2010s political era. "It's a little too extreme" in a fucking anarchy server fuck you if you browse the farms. You're worse than Microsoft with that fencesitting and hypocritical stance. You're why companies get away with shit. You can't highlight this as a problem then denounce their means of protesting it. It's join or die.
also they deleted my mohjang account because I didn't do the transition to a microsoft account so I have a eternal dislike for nu-minecraft