Backdoor troubles
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Started 19d ago
>Somehow you have a dog even though you can't get a job and have no access to healthcare, you can't even take care of yourself let alone a pet
>Your dog "accidentally" licks your anus??
>You have white stuff coming out of you and decided to taste it?? (But the orange was too much apparently)
You let your dog knot you, didn't you?
I feel bad for the dog. You probably infected him with SUPER AIDS.
Analysis of Forum Thread: Troll or Genuine Health Issue?
After reviewing this thread, I believe this is likely a troll post rather than a genuine health concern, though I can't say with 100% certainty. Here's my reasoning:
Red Flags Suggesting It's a Troll Post:
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The tasting detail: The original post mentions the mucus "tastes kind of sweet" - an unusual and unnecessary detail that most people wouldn't include or even know.
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The ChatGPT justification: When questioned about tasting the mucus, the user claims they did it because "ChatGPT said that the taste of excrement can hint at what's going on in there." This seems like an attempt to justify a bizarre detail after the fact.
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The dog licking incident: The mention of their dog "accidentally" licking their anus multiple times appears to be included for shock value.
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Exaggerated descriptions: Language like "smells worse than a decomposing body" and "putrid odor is just too much to bear" seems designed for dramatic effect.
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Inconsistent details: The user initially says they're "a little chubby" but later claims their "ass is already not closing itself" - a serious medical issue that would likely require immediate attention.
Elements That Could Suggest It's Genuine:
- The symptoms described (fecal incontinence, mucus discharge) could indicate real medical conditions
- The user expresses genuine distress about social implications
- The mention of being a NEET without insurance could explain seeking advice online
Recommendation:
Given the anonymous forum context and the unusual details included for shock value, this appears more likely to be a troll post seeking attention rather than someone with a genuine medical concern. However, if there's any doubt, it might be worth keeping the thread with a warning that users should consult a medical professional for any health concerns rather than relying on anonymous forum advice.
I thought this was a serious forum with high quality posts but apparently no.
Instead of anyone giving any actual advice (aside from the buttplug) I get called names
Has anyone in this thread ever considered that I'm suffering mentally because of this???
I'm literally watching the girl of my dreams talking to other guys outside while I have to sit here ready for god knows what (is it even poop?) to literally start falling out of my asshole.
My mother is getting increasingly frustrated because of me, She has to use our neighbor's bathroom because I need a toilet to be at the ready at all times. This has been taking a toll on me as well.
For fuck's sake people! Have some empathy...
i dunno just sounds like a 4chan r9k bait story
girl of ur dreams talking to other guys outside
is she like 7 years old? do you go outside? have you considered standing in the grass and performing grounding?
Have some empathy for your dog first. Jesus christ man.
I ordered a butt plug and I'm wearing it right now.
I have never put things up my pooper before so it was a little funny feeling at first but once it's in I don't feel it as much unless I'm moving around but it's fine.
It definitely helped with the farting but I'm going to need to battle test it a bit before I can decide how much it actually helps.
The one thing I was worried about is my future girlfriend seeing it and making it weird but you actually can't see it unless I bend over thanks to my butt cheeks.
I thought about that but there's no way I can buy tampons without raising suspicion because I live in a tiny town where everyone knows each other and everyone also knows that my mom doesn't bleed down there anymore so It would be obvious I'm not buying it for her.
The website where I ordered it said it would arrive in a lightbulb box so I broke the lamp in my room as an excuse to "be grown up" and buy a replacement.
I just told my mom the "lightbulb" I bought was broken and she bought a new one herself.
NGL it felt kinda exciting to lie to my mom like that hehe.
It looks like normal anus except the skin around it is very washed out and greyish as opposed to pink like google images shows.
The admin said I can't post pictures of it in my first thread so you're gonna have to go roll with that.
>NGL it felt kinda exciting to lie to my mom like that hehe.
>I'm 29
>I broke the lamp in my room as an excuse to "be grown up"
you sound like a gay faggot trying to concoct some self-deprecating fan fiction so you can get off on the reactions of innocent readers who stumble across it.
if you aren't trolling, stop now and post about your health issues somewhere else like
>WebMD Communities
>HealthBoards
>Reddit's r/AskDocs
#RaveForAdmin #RaveForAdmin #RaveForAdmin
ok well people arent giving you help bc ur a zoophile
fake capcode stupid fucking retard where's the red text kill yourself
finally, I've been waiting for ages to post something to my favorite thread
What's up with that?