House Rules
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0. Welcome to The Cyberix Network
(the last place on the web that isn’t run by corpos or third world botfarms)

TL;DR: Don’t be a jackass. Don’t break the law. Don’t spam. Don’t be a drone. Use your brain. Lurk more.
If you’re confused, read more, post less.

1. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WERE BANNED, THEN MAYBE I HAD NO REASON TO BEGIN WITH

2. DON’T DO ANY OF THIS OR YOU’LL GET BANNED (WE HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR THIS SORT OF MALICIOUS FUCKERY HERE)
    Don’t flood, spam, or post walls of nonsense.
    Don’t image spam or try to break threads (unless you’re a mod, in which case, go wild).
    Don’t make your threads and posts an eyesore. Format them right.We're not here to babysit you.
    Don’t do anything dumb with embeds, BBCode, or HTML. If you break the site, you buy it.
    If your first post is “random”, “crazy”, OR ANYTHING TO THIS EFFECT IN YOUR FIRST FEW POSTS, IT MAKES IT VERY OBVIOUS TO US THAT YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS FORUM IS ABOUT AND WILL FIND YOURSELF UNABLE TO POST FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
    If you're here to raid, don't bother. You can't raid something that's unraidable.
3. IF YOU MEET ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS, PLEASE SAVE US THE TROUBLE AND REFRAIN FROM REGISTERING
    If your username is something like "tonydanza42" or "xXxEpicGamerxXx", you’re getting banned on sight.
    If you’re just here to be a pain in the ass, you’ll be gone before you can make your “first post”.
4. THINGS THAT ARE STUPID (AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU THINK THEY’RE FUNNY)
    Using dozens more emoticons than words in a post.
    Failure to spell the words 'why', 'you', 'are', 'for', 'to', 'be', 'oh', and 'see' correctly IS NOT CUTE
    L33TSP34K 15 R34LLY 5TUP1D. So is "teh", "zomg", "pwn", and "j00". We'll forcefully take them out of your vocabulary if you don't stop using them.
5. NO ILLEGAL STUFF
    No kiddie porn or invasions. If you can’t tell when this rule is enforced, don’t break it.
6. NSFW ≠ STUPID
Just because this place is “not safe for work” doesn’t mean we want whatever gross pics you have on your computer at a moments notice.

7. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A BAD POSTER
    If you’re banned, you can still read. Lurk for a week, you’ll probably be unbanned. (UNLESS YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER, IN WHICH CASE I SUGGEST THROWING YOUR COMPUTER OUT A WINDOW)
    If you’re extremely annoying or unfunny, we'll allow anyone to edit your posts.
    Don’t register a second account to dodge a ban. I’ll just ban you harder.
    Don’t beg to be unbanned, either. You’ll be unbanned when it expires or when we decide you deserve it.
8. ACCOUNT SHENANIGANS
    If your account details get edited, feel free to change them back. If we really don't want you to change them, we'll make it so you can't. :( .
9. IF YOU THINK THIS IS UNFAIR, GO FIND ANOTHER FORUM
There are plenty of other forums on the internet you can visit.. right?

READ MORE. POST MORE.
A Note:
We run around 13 services and more, including our own email, XMPP, and more. Check here for the full list. Greentext, BBCode, Markdown, custom themes, and a boatload of smilies are all here.
Our in-house ROBOT9000 is also watching. Spamming will get you nowhere fast. Be original or be gone. Cyberix is the future of the past.
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