Aka gnosticism abridged through chanspeak

Conceptual prototype:

1: 3D reality is fake and gay.
2: There are glowies of various classes beyond 3D reality.
3: Minimizing internal happenings is a big part of spiritual evolution. Focusing on the nothing, because nothing ever happens.
4: Dooming is fake and gay, and reality responds to you partaking in being fake and gay by making reality even more fake and gay.

Suggestions appreciated.