random.txt
We accidentally nuked our long list of random quotes when the site finally came back up after an unexpected emergency maintenance (our storage HDD decided to corrupt Podman, prompting us to install Docker after all of our attempts to forcefully reset Podman didn't work or were met with a hanging system. Docker looks better in the CLI and seems faster than Podman, so it's ok), and now we need to rebuild our list.
Post shit in here that you believe deserve (for whatever subset of reasons you may have) to show up randomly in the site's sidebar.
Beginning with the list,
>I FUCKING HATE COMPUTERS
If you want to find out whether or not your entry was added to the random.txt file (it most likely will), please refresh your page as many times as needed until you land on your submitted quote. *.. alternatively, you can be a party pooper and find out random.txt can be accessed at https://cy-x.net/assets/random.txt )
smoke em if ya got em
cyberix-random.txt
Hello Cyberix, I have a backup of random.txt from 10/27 if you would like it back.
Thank you for this. This really makes my life less difficult. L-I has already remarked in IRC but I don't think we ever made backups of random.txt so this is an absolute lifesaver.
Happy to help in any way I can.
<marquee direction="up" scrollamount="1">hold onto your butts...</marquee>
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^ ^ ^ THAT marquee tag needs
marquee direction="up" scrollamount="1"
til Pasting whole html into here almost works
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Accidentally nuked random.txt again, give me a second
The Cyberix Network nor any representative or affiliate of the Cyberix Network assumes responsibility and will not be held responsible for activities performed by visitors to the Cyberix Network based on or inspired by information found on or relating to the Cyberix Network Website.
increased storage soothes the digital soul
SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED EVACUATE FORUM IMMEDIATELY
PANZERKAMPFWAGEN'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF TANKS
<marquee> OoOOOooOOoOOoOOoO I'M A GHOST </marquee>
THAT IS A TERRIBLE WORD WHY ARE YOU USING IT
SOMETHING IN THE NINETIES
GUYS I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET TO TELL YOU
DING YOU GOT A SKELETON KEY
What the fuck is a skeleton key?
what's up dude or maybe you are a girl ^_^?
Nobody has replied to these threads yet!!
there's a fire in the disco :(
i am going to delete you :(
(go ahead try it)
UH OH I FORGOT MY PASSWORD :(
isn't that neat
HELLO :) I DDO N"T T KNO W O HHH H GOOO O OO D HELP!! ! !
IF YOU ARE BANNED AND DON'T KNOW WHY, CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT >:| OH WAIT YOU CAN'T
"DID YOU BEAT ZELDA" DISCUSSION FORUM
Are you the only person reading?
discuss the future of video games so we can bump threads and laugh at our misconclusions
a miserable little pile of secrets :(
THE FORUM LOOKS A LOT LESS INSANE IF YOU REGISTER AND LOG IN
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY run away from the monopoly man
THESE THREADS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED
ACTIVATE ADOBE FLASH
people have completely lost their fucking minds
Politely discuss things such as Weather, Earl Grey tea, and HOW FUCKING AWESOME STEVE IS!!!!
IF YOU ARE BANNED AND DON'T KNOW WHY, CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT >:| OH WAIT YOU CAN'T
this forum is only for serious quad damage discussion if you discuss any other powerup in this forum then you have shitty taste in powerups
this must be addressed immediately :(
my oh my what a wonderful thread
HELLO :)
don't refresh too fast now
DROP THE WEAPON DROP THE WEAPON
GET ON THE GROUND
WELCOME TO THE WARP ZONE
~ anything goes ~
this forum is for angst
CLICK TO RUN AN ACTIVEX CONTROL ON THIS PAGE
THESE THREADS HAVE BEEN ZAPPED
Greetings, Executor. Though we all grieve for the loss of mighty Tassadar, we must find the resolve to carry on. He sacrificed himself to destroy the Overmind, but many Zerg still rage across our ruined homeworld. Without the Conclave to lead us, or the protection of our great fleets, it seems we must fend for ourselves.
eternal september never ended
resisting enshittification since 2025
your grandmother is safer here than on facebook
please sign my guestbook
what is a floppy disk
we are not responsible for teaching you how to HTML
i accidentally a coca cola bottle. is this bad?
<blink>HELLO INTERNET</blink>
stop hotlinking
error 404 friends not found
no seriously who is steve and why is he awesome
some of you are posting like it's 1998 and i respect that
i accidentally replaced system32 with linux
lol what's this do
can someone teach me how to make a webring
I'M POSTING THIS FROM A LIBRARY COMPUTER
don't click the red button
if you read this you're part of the secret club now
please email me your ICQ number for details
who wants to trade pokemon over link cable
this thread smells like burnt capacitors
log off now or face the consequences
thank you for visiting please sign the counter at the bottom
<blink>PLEASE IGNORE THIS TEXT IT'S ONLY HERE TO MESS WITH YOU</blink>
<marquee>this page is cursed</marquee>
if you see this, you've triggered the ultimate secret forum quest. congratulations
we've initiated a force field. good luck trying to break through
EVERYBODY PANIC THE FILES ARE GONE
this post is encrypted, good luck decrypting it
why does my mouse cursor have a tiny cowboy hat
the mods are all offline, the forum is now a free-for-all
<font color="#FF6347">nothing to see here, move along</font>
feel like a hacker now after looking at this
*someone enters*
<marquee direction="left" scrollamount="5">DON'T CLICK HERE!!!</marquee>
raise your hand
<blink>you're gonna regret reading this</blink>
<code>ERROR: file not found</code>
<font size="1">this is how you make a forum signature look 90s</font>
forgot to tell you the forum is haunted. just saying.
someone tell me what this hex dump says, i think it's a secret message
<font color="black">this font color is cool</font>
I've got 99 problems but the forum ain't one
discovered the infinite loop. someone help me get out of it
every time I refresh the page, my computer gets slower. any ideas?
THE PAGE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS ON A SERVER IN GERMANY
what a bunch of marlarkey!
i cannot into internet
<marquee direction="right" scrollamount="2">warning:</marquee>
no? just me? cool
<code>please try again later</code>
i just accidentally created
somewhere, there's a forum admin slowly weeping into their coffee
this page is powered by you <3
anyone know how to swap out RAM chips while on the phone with tech support
somewhere, there's a server where all my failed passwords are stored
WAIT, WHO DELETED MY THREAD
well, at least it's not as bad as using Internet Explorer 6
<font color="#800080">have you tried turning it off and on again?</font>
<blink>do not attempt to adjust your monitor</blink>
<marquee loop="infinite" scrollamount="10">DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT</marquee>
i was just trying to install a wallpaper and now my desktop is a void
not a single person responded to my thread :(
<code>CONNECTION TO SERVER LOST</code>
your post was about to be flagged by the system for "excessive caps lock" but then you came here
<font size="4">THE COFFEE IS TOO STRONG</font>
this is the internet. spelling doesn't matter
do not encourage them
i changed my font size to 72 just to make a point
<pre>NO I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN YOUR FORUM CLAN</pre>
that page was built with *a lot* of space invaders sprites
<blink>beware of exploding</blink>
asking for a friend
is there a guide for setting up an FTP server?
try clicking anyway
<font color="green">proceed at your own risk</font>
why did I just get a pop-up asking to rate my browsing experience
i hope you backed up your desktop, because i didn't
are you the type of person to download a 100 MB wallpaper?
<marquee direction="right" scrollamount="15">this thread was a mistake, don't even read it</marquee>
now that the dust has settled...
i once saw the online user counter hit zero and then go negative!
what did he mean by this?
{OBJECTIVE: IRRELEVANT TIME-WASTING QUESTION} why are/is $subject like this?
{OBJECTIVE: START FLAMEWAR} what do we think of $subject ?
<span class="greentext" style="color: #789922;">>hey look its the funny meme text guise its the funny meme text!!!!</span>
AHHHHHHH WORDS ON THE INTERNET I SIMPLY CANNOT TAKE IT
this is the only place i use the internet for
what's a reddit?
we don't need more homeless crackheads in this world
"I use HTML CSS and JS" does not equal Internet 1.0
Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.
i like computers and i wanted to ditch social media. anyway, here are some links to my social media:
what a downgrade!
well obviously you're supposed to upgrade to windows 2000 because 2000 is bigger than all of the other windows versions
i think i deserve some ice cream for all of my effort
i watched some old 2011 minecraft griefing videos and i feel so nostalgic right now even tho i bought minecraft three years ago
by that logic, you should update your firmware the moment a new update comes out because it's automatically more secure no matter what
i haven't updated my firmware in 13 years and i'm fine. last time i updated my firmware it bricked my entire box. never again
<b> did you know this site works on netscape 3.0 </b>
do you know your internet safety rules?
we are self sufficient
<font color="#00FF00">ACCESS GRANTED</font>
i ordered a laptop and they gave me a completely different electronic
please insert installation disk 1 of 12
i swear it worked yesterday
try reading this upside down
this forum is running on PHP 5.2, come at me
we used to have somethinghere but someone deleted them
we're runnin 24 years behind schedule
<marquee direction="up" scrollamount="3">funky</marquee>
someone added "_final_final2" to all of the documents in our shared network drive and now we can't figure out which presenation is the final one
my internet service provider has been throttling my connection speeds down to 150kbps and this makes it really easy to determine which websites are shit and which ones are not shit
rumor has it that the japanese guy who originally owned this domain comes back to life every 6 months to post random files that were originally meant for his FTP server
every hyperlink leads eventually to the same place
there is a cron job that runs every minute but does nothing
the ban list includes a user named "root"
the last site backup predates the current design
every third post mysteriously gains italics overnight
THERE IS A button LABELED “purge” THAT nobody WANTS TO click
hell yeah our stylesheet references three fonts that don't exist
he said he'd fix it "tomorrow"
our corporate IT login page was replaced with a riddle and now no one can get in
i accidentally banned myself and they left it that way
half of the internet went down again but nobody here noticed and everyone else forgot after three weeks
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP yay my honey bun is done :-)
these random entries don't match the forum whatsoever and i feel sad about it
(it is a forum)
You're absolutely right!
why are you standing in one place :(??
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it has rims
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the threads in this forum aren't very good either
ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT AS PRETTY AS A PONY
I remind you that you are under oath :(
i imagine he will see this in a few months or so
SEEING AS NOBODY CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SET UP A FORUM CORRECTLY JUST STOP MAKING FORUMS OK
THIS FORUM WAS A BAD IDEA EVEN THOUGH IT HAS JPOP :(
a magical place where you can make threads and reply to them :)
rated an exceptional <b>two stars</b>!
character defamation is one of the principle elements of satire
why is it snowing in the middle of may
HARDCORE TECHNO BIRTHDAY CAKE
see my ex girlfriend was in town and i was worried she was going to stalk me so i ended up drinking vodka nonstop for a week straight
reading this five months later, i still don't know what i'm talking about
COOL (editor's note: the project was a complete failure)
I DO NOT LIKE LEET SPEAK
I DON'T LIKE AOL SPEAK EITHER
marquee tags and jpop ^_^
!!! !!! !!!!!!thisisaphpscript ^_^
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE THE INTERNET
the music to doom actually sounds good if you have a good midi mapper (which nobody ever has)
I HATE YOU, WORLD
if you think about it, inspector gadget was in many ways the first anime to reach an american audience
A FREE CAR? HOLY SHIT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A FREE CAR
THERE IS NOTHING MORE IN THE WORLD THAT I WANT MORE THAN A CAR THAT IS FREE
HOW CAN I OBTAIN SUCH A VALUABLE OFFER
OH SURE LET ME GET YOU SOCIAL SECURITY CARD RIGHT AWAY
more than ever hour after hour work is never over :\
i think it is pretty sad that i know unemployed 20 year olds living off of ramen noodles more qualified to run my school network than the ignorant suits in my college's IT department
HAPPY AMPERSAND DAY
this update has to do with how i keep saying 'this update has to do with' wait no it doesn't
WHY IS IT STILL SEPTEMBER
dear god this is a lot of words
Press down or the A button to page through the training text.
word on the street is love is a '90s techno song
i don't really like to title things until like after a month i wrote it
i got suckered into taking a livejournal quiz
i keep thinking that last year was 2004
i do not run in 800x600
i am not a calendar
i do not like you, moogle pirate
i do like most of you though :(
DO NOT GO TO WAGNER COLLEGE, OKAY?
THE DEMONS OF HELL MUST BE DESTROYED
some more worthless bitching
hey look another rant full of worthless bitching what are the odds
quad damage
thanks for stealing my idea, by the way
did you know i was recently interviewed by a dead news anchor
this update has been specifically tailored to hurt your ears
i really hate it when people shove their choice of browser down my throat
oh microsoft, what will you think of next
you should really never do acid (even once)
my roommate almost died
oh god please don't sue me i give into your demands
i seem to be good at tetris
THE HUMAN SPECIES IS A GOD DAMN ANT COLONY, OKAY?
I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ACTUALLY FELT COMPELLED TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE BUT I THINK IT'S SOMETHING A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT READ THIS SITE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY NEED TO HEAR
LEETSPEAK IS NOT FUNNY!
GET A BETTER FUCKING SCREEN NAME >:|
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFF K IS BUT YOU DO KNOW WHAT LEETSPEAK IS, THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT BE USING IT EVER! <i><b> RIP OFF YOUR NUMBER KEYS IF YOU HAVE TO </b></i>
IF YOU HATE APOSTROPHES AND SPELLING, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CHATTING WITH PEOPLE IN A TEXT BASED INTERFACE?
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE WHATSOEVER IF YOU CANNOT SPELL THE WORD WHAT CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT A FUCKING DIFFICULT WORD TO SPELL
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT NOT "wut" or "wat" or "wot", IT'S SPELLED "WHAT"
IF YOU ARE HONESTLY INCAPABLE OF MEMORIZING A FOUR LETTER WORD, THEN I'D SUGGEST BREAKING YOUR KEYBOARD OVER YOUR KNEE AND THEN CANCELLING YOUR INTERNET SUBSCRIPTION
THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITHOUT DOOR TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this website is updated at 88 miles per hour
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am pretty sure i am not a towel but i guess i might be oh god my cat is trying to eat blank CD-Rs and also my monitor
HIDING POST DATES IS THE MOST RETARDED DECISION I'VE EVER HEARD OF ON A WEBSITE. WEDNESDAY WHAT YOU FUCKING SHIT
i could make a "super scary minecraft nostalgia creepypasta" and it'll get a million views because people are actually retarded
<font size=4>I FUCKING HATE COMPUTERS</font>
THE COMPUTERS NUKED RANDOM.TXT <br> <a href="//cy-x.net/t/random-txt/381" </a> <br> <font size=4> HELP </font>
smoke em if ya got em
Commenting this while playing Friday night funkin, listening to breakcore, gooning in #vc with my transfem friends, self harming, reminiscing about early 2000s Y2K fruitiger aero internet culture, and being quirky overall with my Nintendo DS.
They are as obsessed with phallic shaped objects as we are with a pair of hands covering a red circle.
there's more to the internet than http you groundgrinding fuckface
THE ROBOTS DONE TOOK OUR JOBS (the sequel)
guys if we complain enough the billion dollar corporation will do something to appease us so we can complain again later
the internet is full of questions that have already been answered. therefore, it is <b> your job </b> to create new questions that haven't already been answered so that way the time we waste is not in vain
THE ISOLATED MAN IS THE ENLIGHTENED MAN. I HAVE NOT SO MUCH AS LISTENED TO A NEWS BROADCAST IN THIRTY FOUR YEARS. I HAVE NOT TROUBLED MYSELF WITH ANY WEB PAGE THAT DOES NOT FUNCTION CORRECTLY ON MY "ANTIQUATED" COMPUTER. I DO NOT EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF INCONVENIENCE WHEN A PROGRAM REFUSES TO RUN ON KERNEL 2.6, BECAUSE I DIRECTLY MODIFY THE SOURCE CODE TO WORK SPECIFICALLY ON MY MACHINE OTHERWISE. I HAVE NOT NEEDED TO USE A NEW PROGRAM IN TEN YEARS, AND I RETAIN ACCESS TO ALL OF THE PACKAGES I COULD EVER NEED ON SEVERAL HARD DISK DRIVES. I HAVE A JOB
<marquee direction="up" scrollamount="1">hold onto your butts...</marquee>
roblox is a hive den of feral children, spergy man-children, sexual predators, and the worst types of autists
STAY AWAY.... STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY
beware.. you either become the groomed or the groomer
Why are their screen names always some variations of srimblo bimblo gringo skrunko?
does anybody else feel really comfy looking at goatse?
Jesus Christ, I can't even use sarcasm or make a fucking joke without some kid pointing out that it's 'mean'.
WOW UR BAD GG GET GOOD U FUCKIN SCRUB.
this line of text changes a lot
PLAY VIDEO GAME :)
HELLO WELCOME TO MOON
BUT ENOUGH TALK
do you think it is awesome
We're still waiting for you to post.
this forum is only for serious tetris discussion if you discuss any other video game in this forum then you have shitty taste in video games
UH OH I FORGOT MY PASSWORD :(
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST :(
this forum is only for serious moltres discussion if you discuss any other legendary bird pokemon in this forum then you have shitty taste in birds and pokemon
you love the internet but you dont like myspace you muct be fat adn ugly and haev no
if you discuss any other russian video game in this forum then you have shitty taste in russians
assist me :(
<embed src="/flash/tetris.swf" style="width:160px; height:90px;"></embed>
i am not a bot, i am a real human being
<marquee>the internet is a series of tubes</marquee>
this is not a test, this is a real emergency
welcome to the desert of the real
i am a bot, and this is my bot-post
remember to stretch every 30 minutes while browsing the web
do you have a job?
i don't have a job!
what is a job?
hikkohikkohikko
the admin is currently asleep, please try again tomorrow
please do not attempt to view this website on a mobile device
this is the part of the website where i am serious
i am not a robot. i am a human being. please believe me.
this is the part of the website where i post pictures of my cat
<marquee behavior="alternate">do not believe his lies</marquee>
we are experiencing a higher than normal volume of users, please wait 6-8 business days for your page to load
i have a livejournal and i am not afraid to use it
i am legally obligated to tell you that this website will track your every move
this is a test of the emergency broadcast system. if this were a real emergency, you would already be dead.
this is the part of the website where i post my poetry. it's very bad.
<font color="#00FFFF">warning: this forum is a classified government experiment</font>
the forum is back online, but we are now legally required to tell you that we are not a cult
i'm not saying this website is a fever dream, but
do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, macromedia flash?
STOP SENDING ME DMCA LETTERS I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I WILL CONTINUE TO DOWNLOAD MY 3 DECADE OLD FILMS GO AWAY
the forum is back online, but we are now legally required to tell you that we are a front for a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who are also your parents and they are very disappointed in you and they are coming to pick you up in five minutes so you better clean your room and do your homework and eat your vegetables and don't forget to floss and also we love you and we are sorry for everything and we will never leave you and we will always be there for you and we will always love you no matter what and we are so proud of you and we know you can do it and we believe in you and we will always be your biggest fans and we will always be there to catch you when you fall and we will always be there to help you get back up and we will always be there to hold your hand and we will always be there to wipe away your tears and we will always be there to sing you a lullaby and we will always be there to tuck you in at night and we will always be there to kiss you goodnight and we will always be there to watch you sleep and we will always be there to protect you from the monsters under your bed
All of you people keep trying to impress each other with these funny green text comments, but from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
i was asked my pronouns in a doctor's office while being a 6'2 grown ass man with a john deere hat
i replaced my mouse ball with a meatball and now it tracks better
this quote is a placeholder until i think of something funnier
the admin forgot to pay the hosting bill again
just let me beg some authority figure to hand over a key so the browser doesn't spook the end user into thinking my website is malware