I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET'S LACK OF KEYBOARD EXPERTISE
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Started >30d ago
I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ACTUALLY FELT COMPELLED TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE BUT I THINK IT'S SOMETHING A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT READ THIS SITE REALLY NEED TO HEAR LEETSPEAK IS NOT FUNNY! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JEFF K IS BUT YOU DO KNOW WHAT LEETSPEAK IS, THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT BE USING IT EVER! RIP OFF YOUR NUMBER KEYS IF YOU HAVE TO ALSO
IF YOU HATE APOSTROPHES AND SPELLING, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CHATTING WITH PEOPLE IN A TEXT BASED INTERFACE? YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE WHATSOEVER IF YOU CANNOT SPELL THE WORD WHAT CORRECTLY! IT'S NOT A FUCKING DIFFICULT WORD TO SPELL WHAT WHAT NOT "wut" or "wat" or "wot", IT'S SPELLED "WHAT" IF YOU ARE HONESTLY INCAPABLE OF MEMORIZING A FOUR LETTER WORD, THEN I'D SUGGEST BREAKING YOUR KEYBOARD OVER YOUR KNEE AND THEN CANCELLING YOUR INTERNET SUBSCRIPTION
PEOPLE THAT CAN'T EVEN SPELL EVEN SIMPLER WORDS SUCH AS 'YOU' or 'ARE' CORRECTLY AGITATE ME EVEN MORE if u r not abel 2 spel then DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST DO NOT POST ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I WILL ONLY CALL YOU AN IDIOT BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE, A BRAIN DEAD RETARD INCAPABLE OF MEMORIZING WORDS THREE LETTERS WRONG DON'T GIVE ME THAT "I AM A SLOW TYPER EXCUSE", BECAUSE TYPING JUST TAKES PRACTICE AND AFTER A WILE IT DOES'T MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE TYPING OUT 'box' OR 'cattepilar', THE AMOUNT IT TAKES IS REALLY QUITE NEGLIGBILE
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY YOU CAN FUCK UP SPELLING WORDS THAT ARE 3 LETTERS LONG AND THAT'S IF YOU ARE DOING IT ON PURPOSE
this is a fucking disease. Even the boomers fail to avoid this one. You do have a point. If everyone stopped typing like a methed out donkey I think we would get closer to the "old internet culture" that all of the fucking roblox zOOMERS are trying to recreate with their gay fruitnigger ayyy road
I don't think "incapable of memorizing a 4 letter word" is the reason it's just retarded variations
What I really don't like is people who say "thx" instead of "thanks"
You do realize the whole point of saying "thanks" is being grateful right? And yet you're too lazy to even type a 6 letter word. How grateful
It's not really that big of a deal but the point still stands
And turns out I am not alone in this. When I was learning Russian I found out that the shorter variations of a word are informal meanwhile the longer variations are formal
( shorter words carry less respect than the longer version of that word )
Point is: say "thanks" instead of "thx" and "what's up" instead of "sup"
I would have really loved to make some small but important changes to that reply but sadly I cannot edit any posts on this forum
Also: THEY FINALLY ADDED BACK DATES LET'S GOOOOO
You know what I hate, OP? People who can't use simple punctuation correctly. THERE IS A KEY ON THE KEYBOARD THAT GENERATES A PERIOD. USE IT.
>complains about the internets lack of keyboard etiquette
>literally internet shouts out the entire thing
You're not a serious person.
Language evolves. Get over it. This is the place where language is going to mutate the fastest.
wat?
I tend to type in full sentences. I also try to spell all my words correctly.
I often chat with someone who violates basically all the rules that I follow.
He/she uses verbs such as "to loose friends" and currency amounts such as "100$".
I correct anyone each time I find these mistakes and he/she takes it in good humour.
I get annoyed when I see people schplunk their choice of words. And it's not a good look when you want to sound knowledgeable or smart, either.
I'll keep writing 100$ because that rule is dumb and I hate stuckup americans.