I've made a post about this before but I can't find it anymore, anyway
My butt constantly smells like poop no matter how much I wash and wipe.
I can literally wash my butt for 30 mins, scrubbing as hard as I can, and the smell will remain.
This has been happening to me for close to a year now.
I haven't been to a doctor because I'm a NEET and I don't have health insurance.
Sometimes I fart without noticing and it smells worse than sewage, the putrid odor is just too much to bear and I sometimes puke in my mouth a little bit.
As for my stool, it's orange and soft and smells worse than a decomposing body.
Throughout the day, a clear mucus collects in my underwear. It reeks of blood and tastes kind of sweet.

Does anyone have a similar experience? Do diapers help contain the smell???
PLEASE HELP
I really want to start dating girls but this issue needs to GO.

maybe wear a buttplug all day?

are you obese?

>>3851
> a clear mucus collects in my underwear. It reeks of blood and tastes kind of sweet.
what the fuck is wrong with you why did you taste the shit that came out of your asshole
stupid fucking troll post posted 1 day ago did not reply to any of the replies here git reported faggot you did this last time and i watched your thread stay up for a week with zero responses before it got deleted because i reported you last time what's wrong with you

how the fuck do you go from swamp ass to incontinence

>>3855
unless ur goal is to outwit the goatse guy by purposefully destroying the ability for your anus to close without shoving foreign objects up your hole i think the problem is that the op is morbidly obese

how could being obese cause such things?

>>3959
There it is.
Zoomers always assuming that you're is trolling/"""ragebaiting""" the moment they dislike something you said.
Well here's a shocker for you zoomtard, PEOPLE HAVE HEALTH ISSUES
I'm reaching out on this small forum because it's so embarassing and all I get is "Y-You're trolling!"

>>3866
I am a little chubby but by no means would I call myself obese.

>>3964
Well guess what...
MY ASS IS ALREADY NOT CLOSING ITSELF

>>3855
Hmmm...
Do you know where I could buy such things discreetly?

>>3971
>MY ASS IS ALREADY NOT CLOSING ITSELF
why

u should whear adult diapees they are comfy and u nvr have 2 go 2 the bathroom again

>>3972
I don't know why that's why I'm making the post.
I'm not gay so it's not from having penis in my anus.
The only butt related thing I recall is from when the swamp ass came first and that is my dog licked my anus on accident a couple of times.
I didn't say this before because only now I make the connection.

are you guys like 78 year old

I've heard about people using diapers when they don't have to and they say it's very comfy. Is it though?
How is it different to just shitting/pissing your pants?

>>3976
no, fyi this is how you develop one of the more horrendous sexual fetishes
pretty much revolves more or less around pedophilia

maybe ask on a health related forum (/subreddit)

>>3851
Why did you taste your ass mucus??

>>3978
They just tell me to go to the doctor, something I can't do because I don't have insurance and I can't go to work because I'm autistic

>>4003
ChatGPT said that the taste of excrement can hint at what's going on in there.
I didn't want to taste my poop so I tried that white slime instead.

This whole thing just fucking sucks so much because I have a crush on a girl from my neighborhood but I can't even think of hitting on her when people literally run away from my smell

>>4012
dis u?

>>3974
WHY CAN'T YOU CLOSE YOUR ASS HOLE

> so I tried that white slime instead.
r u sure thats not cummies

> I can't even think of hitting on her when people literally run away from my smell
work on urself first!!

>>3974
how does your dog lick your asshole on accident?

NIGGA U GAY

>my dog licked my anus on accident a couple of times.
How does your dog accidentally lick your anus you nigger

pics?

You don't have health insurance and you're a neet but you're taking care of a dog