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[lounge] Anonymous @ 2026-07-05 16:54:13 [#4668] [65 replies]

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I'ma run upside the bitch because she steppin out, you know. Bitch out of line!

Post pimp weapons. Are you unsure if it's a pimp weapon? Probably a BITCH WEAPON.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 16:55 [#4670] [report]
Like so.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:01 [#4673] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:05 [#4674] [report]
>>21765
Nice! Where can I get this in a matched pair for dual weilding?
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:06 [#4675] [report]
>>21766
Nice! Where can I get this in a matched pair for dual wielding?
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:07 [#4676] [report]
>>21767
I have seen about 3 matched sets in a box like ever lol and it was about $400.
These? Frank B's are like $90 I think.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:10 [#4679] [report]
>>21768
Multiple bitches might require a katana.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:50 [#4696] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:52 [#4698] [report]
>>21771
Brother, a good ring stamps a bitch with your monogram. Right in the forehead so it's clear.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:54 [#4699] [report]
>>21764
my friends gold plated cz83 (sorry but i dont have better picture)
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 17:57 [#4702] [report]
>>21773
I'm getting Sean Connery era Bond maybe, who do have powers over bitches, I grant you. Even a black one once.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:00 [#4704] [report]
>>21764
Yes. I know what you are saying. You don’t have to keep asking me.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:02 [#4707] [report]
>>21774
"what?" - Niko Bellic
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · 2026-07-05 18:17 [#4712] [report]
>>21765
>>21766
>>21771
These and a pimp cane. A true pimp also needs a very obedient bitch to hold his pimp chalice when he needs to slap a ho or use any of the above mentioned items.
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Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:21 [#4713] [report]
>>21777
Yes, but Chalice-bitch usually don't act out. Them "Get the money hoes" though I tell you what think they create this money with just pussy.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:23 [#4714] [report]
>>21771
Careful where you wear that.
https://youtu.be/8TmCAZOyZH8
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:26 [#4716] [report]
>>21777
>Slickback.jpg
That is not Slickback, you bitch. That is A Pimp Named Slickback.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:27 [#4718] [report]
>>21780
YOU SAY THE WHOLE THING!
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 18:28 [#4719] [report]
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · 2026-07-05 18:31 [#4721] [report]
>>21780
I like you, chkd
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 19:08 [#4724] [report]
>>21782
Is that an exceptional sharpie job? It looks so shit but so consistent.
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 19:10 [#4725] [report]
There was or even still is a thread about cane weapons. I have a walking cane and I wouldn't love to resort to that, they can't all be shit though. Maybe the dollar sign could like parry a blade?
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 19:36 [#4729] [report]
>>21780
Well can’t we just call him Slickback for short?
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 19:39 [#4731] [report]
>>21764
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 19:56 [#4736] [report]
>>21786
"Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing... Yes, that includes the 'A Pimp Named' part. Yes, Tom, every time. It's like 'A Tribe Called Quest'."
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 20:38 [#4747] [report]
>>21785
the only weapon a pimp needs is a strong back hand
you can check my digits to confirm
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 20:39 [#4748] [report]
>>21789
[wasted]
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 20:44 [#4754] [report]
>>21778
I see you fellow Shadow
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 20:48 [#4756] [report]
>>21764
No gold deagle
None of you are a real nigga from the hood
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 21:18 [#4768] [report]
>>21792
Somewhat of an argument to be made for "period" like I feel like a plane jane Mossy with an 18" and slugs comes out in Blaxploitation as some kind of god-artillery.
Gold Deagle makes me think of the period of The Last Boyscout. (best movie evar fuck you)
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 23:43 [#4787] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 23:47 [#4788] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-05 23:48 [#4789] [report]
https://youtu.be/Z2yN2Kx5tuY?si=pBGy_4dp8xK9ijRm
Anonymous · 2026-07-06 00:11 [#4791] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-06 00:14 [#4792] [report]
>>21789
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Pimp_Slap
Anonymous · 2026-07-06 00:31 [#4794] [report]
>>21787
>when you're a carpenter, but also enjoy meth and LSD on a regular basis
Anonymous · 2026-07-07 06:06 [#4910] [report]
>>21764
>Nothing personal kid
Anonymous · 2026-07-07 06:18 [#4911] [report]
>>21764
WE WUZ HARBOR FRIEGHT GANGSTAS AN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT!!!!
Anonymous · 2026-07-07 06:24 [#4913] [report]
>>21765
>>21766
>>21797
I don't like cum grips
Anonymous · 2026-07-07 17:29 [#5053] [report]
>>21800
>>21801
Sir, do you think Basketball Americans know what a sling even is, much less a single or two-point? Do you happen to see a lot of them touching welders?
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · 2026-07-07 19:30 [#5093] [report]
>>21803
I happen to personally know an African American gentlement that is a certified welder.
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · 2026-07-07 19:31 [#5094] [report]
>>21803
Oh shit, chkd
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 02:50 [#5271] [report]
>>21803
>Sling use
Kek, they don’t even have irons on their AR pistols.
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 03:06 [#5275] [report]
>>21778
>Cobra Commander decided that the terrorism game wasn’t as profitable as the playa game

>>21782
And I guess this would be Pimp Commander’s main gun
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:01 [#5286] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:02 [#5287] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:03 [#5288] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:04 [#5289] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:05 [#5290] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:06 [#5292] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:07 [#5293] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:08 [#5294] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:09 [#5295] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:10 [#5296] [report]
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:31 [#5305] [report]
>>21770
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:37 [#5310] [report]
>>21793
Dolemite used a piece of shit 9mm carbine and he'd shoot at a guy's feet and yell "Dance, honky, dance"
My Wesco is a .45, so it's even more pimping
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 04:42 [#5313] [report]
>>21819
https://youtu.be/4IUe4NImsg8
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 05:24 [#5331] [report]
>>21816
this nigga drinkin cum
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 10:19 [#5357] [report]
>>21817
That's low key nice though.
Not the bass, I play an SG.
>>21819
referenced by Eddie Murphy in Best Defese btw.
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 10:35 [#5358] [report]
>>21821
Absinthe might be a retarded meme and taste awful, but you're not supposed to make fun of it.
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 17:40 [#5427] [report]
>>21821
Take the cum pill
Anonymous · 2026-07-08 20:53 [#5452] [report]
>>21810
Based shotgun enjoyer

>>21811
Pimp gun + BUG = classy and practical

>>21815
Touches on the jacket
1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · 2026-07-08 21:54 [#5459] [report]
>>21816
>>21824
>>21821
Someone make this nigga some brownies iykyk
Anonymous · 2026-07-10 00:02 [#5994] [report]
bump
Anonymous · 2026-07-10 01:19 [#6017] [report]
>>21766
My wife's grandfather died and we found one of these in his belongings. At first I thought "A free and unregistered gun! Sweet!" I took it to the range and it was a complete piece of shit. Took it to a buyback and got $100 walmart gift card.
Anonymous · 2026-07-11 09:52 [#7178] [report]
>>21787
Airshit

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