Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:18 [#11010][report] >>26181 what car is this?
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:25 [#11014][report] >>26181 > Updates quietly on a seperate partition in an offline manner > Boots in an updated system on startup.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:26 [#11015][report] >>26184 seperate partition is wrong here because it uses BTRFS features but you get the point
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:38 [#11021][report] wagies explain why you assholes keep writing 1min if its going to take 20min? Why can I not sue you asshats for lying?
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:41 [#11023][report] >"oh that reminds me of the guy..." >"hey anon, pull up that picture of the guy..." >"yeah, you know the SoC engineer who hacked the boot loader and loaded ubuntu on his electric whatchamacallit..."
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 06:45 [#11025][report] >>26181 This doesn't affect me because i'm poor
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 08:08 [#11064][report] >>26181 >Gets brand new car >Doesn't update firmware and software first thing you do
User error
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 08:12 [#11067][report] >>26181 >Turn the key >Car starts Skill issue. Not my problem
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 08:57 [#11110][report] >>26183 Looks like a GMC Yukon.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:05 [#11120][report] don't buy things with forced updates
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:06 [#11124][report] >>26181 we should implement laws that say every car must have some sort of manual overwrite that just disables all the "smart" shit and lets you drive "analogue"
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:07 [#11127][report] >>26181 >car is going to lock itself while it updates and you won't be able to get out, lol This is a fucking joke.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:21 [#11143][report] >>26181 can't you just disconnect the vehicle from the internet? Realistically you don't need a car connected to the internet if you also have a phone with you.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:22 [#11147][report] Should have gotten the Ford. They're so jewish they notify you about recalls that need 2gb software updates to resolve, and they encourage a free mobile mechanic to apply the update or you go into the dealership instead of just sending out an update over cellular modem, until like 3 months later they send it out because they have to.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:22 [#11149][report] >>26193 Why would I, as a corrupt lawmaker, pass such a law? Smart vehicles allow corporations to explo- I mean provide additional value to the consumer, which means they have more money to treat me to expensive dinners with young girls. Through these vehicle manufacturers we can track catt- I mean potential terrorists and if need be eliminate them remotely without endangering law enforcement. These features are necessary for safety and like seatbelts they will be soon be required by law.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:26 [#11155][report] >>26193 >>26197 They have that in China, apparently they are just better. >https://electrek.co/2026/07/08/china-is-bringing-buttons-back-to-cars-ending-trend-led-by-tesla/ >https://www.independent.co.uk/cars/electric-vehicles/china-buttons-cars-touchscreens-b3010485.html
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:27 [#11157][report] >>26197 >THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT IM SO SMART HURHURHUR i hate pseuds so much
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:28 [#11158][report] >>26193 the term is analog, not “analogue” ESL-tard “I have a analogue to this ingredient for my dish” “The earliest computers used analog circuits for bit arithmetic”
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:29 [#11163][report] >>26199 Sorry to hurt your feelings glownigger.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 09:44 [#11173][report] >>26181 why did she buy such a shit car just to complain about it like she couldnt think this would happen just from seeing the screen?
i will never buy a car made after like 2010 theyre shit from then on too much emissions bs that can go wrong, egr valves, adblue systems. all these things that just make the car break sooner. plus i dont like power steering it feels way too light and floaty. i will keep buying shitboxes until i die even if they become super expensive i dont care. they feel nicer to drive and are far more reliable. mechanics also love working on them because they are simpler. a lot of these newer electric cars cant even be repaired
i like a gear sticks, i like radio buttons, i like having actual door handles all things that no longer exist. along with that all new cars are required to have facial tracking cameras. or there was that recent death in a golf van because the lane change assist system got stuck on and drove a van into an oncoming vehicle killing 3 of the 4 occupants. wouldnt happen in an old shitbox
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:20 [#11207][report] >>26200 Analogue is the typical UK spelling for either, anon.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:22 [#11210][report] >>26193 >>26195 >>26196 >>26197 >>26203 antisemitic luddites should be shot
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:23 [#11211][report] >>26181 >How do we stop it? "auto_update": false,
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:36 [#11217][report] >>26181 >my husbands don't know or care about used goods. tell him about your problems, not me.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:39 [#11221][report] >>26181 >don’t connect $device to the internet >nsa seething >jeet trying to scam you seething >zigger trying to encrypt your shit seething >"update your app right this fucking instant (for the third time this week) the patch I released has been out for 3 minutes already why are you so slow" crowd seething >car manufacturer trying to sell all your data ever seething werks 4 me
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:40 [#11223][report] >>26181 >i can't eat icecream so this safety measure shouldn't be legal Behead all foids
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:48 [#11230][report] >>26189 Yes because this only happens once, ever.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 11:52 [#11233][report] >>26181 why is the car connected to wifi at all, is there a sim card?
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 12:03 [#11241][report] >>26197 Based effortposting
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 12:18 [#11248][report] >>26189 >must updoots a fucking car
We are so screwed
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 12:26 [#11252][report] >>26200 Analogue is traditional English not simplified
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 12:28 [#11254][report] >>26181 Double digit IQ car owners
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 12:37 [#11261][report] a simple rule: if it isn't open source, don't connect it to the internet.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 14:19 [#11301][report] Really boggles my mind, how is any of this legal? Doesn't it pose a safety issue if I'm in some kind of emergency and I can't get to where I need to because my car needs an update?
If I were a car company I'd just notify that there's an update available and ask if the owner wants to update the next time they start the car up, and just keep nagging them if they say no. Annoying, sure, but not as annoying as not having my car available when I need it
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 14:33 [#11309][report] >>26218 The owner chose to update now. They could have opted for later like the GMC website states for that car. If it was an emergency you wouldn't update. It doesn't auto update itself with no option. OP's pic is literally twitter ragebait.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 14:41 [#11314][report] >>26219 Why would pick anything other than update at park? What would you gain from doing it at the start of a drive cycle?
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 14:45 [#11315][report] >>26205 >Send troops to go kill antisemitic luddites >Mass transport vehicle needs an update >Troops have to stand by >get the update installed, take off immediately >Error with the update >tire pressure gauges broken, saying 0 pounds despite full >car disables itself so as not to damage the perfectly usable tires >troops have to get out on foot to find the luddites >after a while of searching they come across a luddite >They yell 'hands up jew haters!" >They go to pull the trigger on their weapons >error screen pops up on the rifles Smart LED screen >Latest trigger patch they downloaded earlier that day failed to install >triggers don't work >Other luddites show up as all the soldiers are just standing there trying to pull their triggers >Luddites jut run up and hit them all in the head with rocks >Luddites won
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 14:55 [#11319][report] >>26181 >updates BAD Updates are good. Computer shit in motor vehicles is where the problem is.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 15:51 [#11336][report] >>26200 I am convinced everyone calling out ESLs on this site is just a projecting ESL themselves because not only do natives not care or even notice minor grammar mistakes but you also just expose yourself in posts like this as not even knowing british English yourself
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 17:16 [#11361][report] why are blocking updates still a thing anyway? isn't it possible to keep two copies of the system and update the one not that's not running in the background or something?
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 18:21 [#11375][report] >>26181 THIS NIGGA GOT A TESLA HEHEE
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 19:30 [#11401][report] >>26193 >and then he said "we should implement laws that increase autonomy"
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 19:32 [#11403][report] >>26200 >muh ESL oh no, I know more than one language. what an insult.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 19:34 [#11404][report] >>26229 One and a half languages.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 23:40 [#11488][report] >>26183 >>26181 that's not a car, maam. that's an ipad with wheels
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 23:49 [#11491][report] >>26193 My state did. This connected car shit is literally illegal now. Everybody I know who's bought a car in the past year is pissed because all the phone features they were sold on like remote start don't work due to our state banning telemetry in cars.
Anonymous · 2026-07-22 23:53 [#11494][report] >>26181 >35th birthday >Ice cream That's just God telling you to stop being a child. Eat a peach like a man.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 10:07 [#11554][report] >>26208 >don't connect device to the internet Unfortunately on modern cars that's rarely even an option, unless you physically disabled the cellular transmitter.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 10:17 [#11555][report] if i have physical access to the device then i can make it do whatever the fuck i want. that said, i don't see my shitty little 2010 4 banger car dying in my lifetime anyways so it doesn't matter to me.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 10:18 [#11556][report] >>26181 I will not switch to an EV until I see a decent jap EV where the digital shitterry is minimal and can run with complete air gap. I will also wait for said EV to get old enough so there are several models already, all problems are known, and there's a healthy second hand market. Until then I'm staying with my current tuna can on wheels.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 10:21 [#11558][report] >>26191 GM has always had shit electronics but decent engines imo. I dunno if GM will survive much longer.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 10:27 [#11559][report] >>26181 car took her weight and is forcing her to walk but didn't want to insult her by saying she's fat.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 11:14 [#11562][report] >>26181 buy a 94 Toyota Celica
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 14:58 [#11603][report] >>26181 >How do we stop it? Don't waste money on a Telsa. Simple as.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 15:02 [#11605][report] >>26191 >buying a fucking box-on-frame SUV as a woman who just hauls 2 kids in it >buying a fucking GM SHE DESERVES IT
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 15:12 [#11610][report] >>26232 >345678 nice sequential get, but no state bans telemetry in cars. CA right? They're the only ones with any laws regarding it at all. post law number
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 15:19 [#11612][report] >>26181 >This shouldn't be legal! >I need laws to prevent me from making retarded choices!
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 17:44 [#11667][report] >>26198 I'm curious, If I were to get one of those Chinese cars like the BYD, would they have those features, or that applies to the Chinese that get those protections.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 17:51 [#11668][report] >>26193 Or you could just buy a Honda that already works like that. You can disable the screen in a Honda and all the actual car stuff still works fine.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 18:02 [#11670][report] >every app and windows seems to need to update every other fucking day
I'm so goddamn tired of updates and codes for fucking everything.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 20:27 [#11707][report] >>26231 Realist post ITT.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 21:30 [#11710][report] >>26181 >forced a few cars i've seen, you can disable all of this in the software but nobody bothers to do this so they get fucked up
>>26195 you can. but they still log a lot of stuff with the cars computer. ideally you need to disable the car's antenna and gps. you won't be able to use the car's own navigation system but you don't need it anyway when there's billions of other better solutions. if your car is under warranty and you disable the antennas you can kiss your warranty goodbye - that's how they get people by the balls. that and insurance too.
Anonymous · 2026-07-23 21:33 [#11711][report] >>26181 I don't recall 'mandatory' update being a regulatory req. So it would naturally fix itself with capitalism except some consumers are too retarded and slows the process. Their fault really, but a better car