Pee drinkers (11): SHOGUN!◆anonwaha◇hachikuji◆嗚呼◇NyaKo◆miredo◇kaguya◆hiro◇raev◆ヽ(`Д´)ノ◇echan◆ ★ hiro > an hour isnt long, thats like how long i dont check my phone for < ITS LONG FOR ME OK (2026/8/27-02:19:07) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > i have. he replies withij seconds < literally respond to him agyer like a whole day LOL (2026/8/27-02:19:05) ★ hiro > also i already said why the noyfriend thing wouodnt work (2026/8/27-02:18:57) ★ 嗚呼 > an hour isnt long, thats like how long i dont check my phone for (2026/8/27-02:18:53) ★ hiro > i have. he replies withij seconds < no you didnt < i literally took an hiur (2026/8/27-02:18:47) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > goddammit you cant reject people properly either < i have problems with that yeah........ (2026/8/27-02:18:36) ★ 嗚呼 > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts < i have. he replies withij seconds < no you didnt (2026/8/27-02:18:22) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > is that a classic move? ^^; < it's the kind of thing that went on in the msn days at least < so many teenage lads with avatar pics of themselves topless and posing, trying to act cool and "gangsta" (2026/8/27-02:18:16) ★ hiro > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts < i have. he replies withij seconds (2026/8/27-02:18:12) ★ 嗚呼 > i didnt think of that (2026/8/27-02:18:04) ★ 嗚呼 > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts < yeah this. or say you are on call with ur boyfriend < good idea (2026/8/27-02:18:00) ★ NyaKo◆XA780bPYjA > :nyaoo2: yeah, take it easy (2026/8/27-02:17:52) ★ 嗚呼 > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts < goddammit you cant reject people properly either (2026/8/27-02:17:52) ★ ヽ(`Д´)ノ◆RAEV/wWyNs > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts < yeah this. or say you are on call with ur boyfriend (2026/8/27-02:17:47) ★ miredo◆MIreDo.98. > LOL, I saw my name on the overboard from the probably literally nuts guy on /q/ https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=70793&page=1#p9_70825 (2026/8/27-02:17:45) ★ ヽ(`Д´)ノ◆RAEV/wWyNs > it seems liek crappy thing to do to send private conversations elsewhere < kids are retarded. (2026/8/27-02:17:24) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > hiro just needs to take realllllllllly long between answering his texts (2026/8/27-02:17:10) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > classic moves like "sending screenshots of chats with his friends" < is that a classic move? ^^; < it's the kind of thing that went on in the msn days at least (2026/8/27-02:17:08) ★ hiro > a boy got my nunber and is flirting with ne < with classic moves like "sending screenshots of chats with his friends" and "sending pics of himself holding money" < also telling me thats hes cool but alos a big nerd secretly (2026/8/27-02:16:54) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > it seems liek crappy thing to do to send private conversations elsewhere (2026/8/27-02:16:52) ★ 嗚呼 > the worst thing is i smile and laugh when im uncomfortable so in scared if he tries to foirt with me ilk do that and hell think im into it < actually just tell the teacher that guy« makes you uncomfortable or something (2026/8/27-02:16:44) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > with classic moves like "sending screenshots of chats with his friends" and "sending pics of himself holding money" < boys are so funny especially at that age :xd: (2026/8/27-02:16:42) ★ ヽ(`Д´)ノ◆RAEV/wWyNs > echan its like literly the fuckboys u would see in discord dating servers (2026/8/27-02:16:31) ★ hiro > i didnt think of it as bim grtting my number becsuse h liked me (2026/8/27-02:16:30) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > classic moves like "sending screenshots of chats with his friends" < is that a classic move? ^^; (2026/8/27-02:16:28) ★ hiro > hiro-chan gave her number to a boy, is now upset about getting further approached < he asked for my number and in fairness were doign a project
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 02:30 [#12321][report] ★ hiro > i cant bekieve THIS is actually happening to ME (2026/8/27-02:27:35) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > if someone i lieked was replying like i am id inow they dont like me < ur prone to thinking negative thoughts like "people don't like me", so u wouldn't necessarily "know" - u'd just feel that way (2026/8/27-02:27:25) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > boys are literally stupid < they are smart enough to not let a girl who already went as far as sharing phone number go so easily at least ^^; (2026/8/27-02:27:18) ★ 嗚呼 > if someone i lieked was replying like i am id inow they dont like me < cause you have self image issues and stuff (2026/8/27-02:27:16) ★ hiro > if someone i lieked was replying like i am id inow they dont like me (2026/8/27-02:26:33) ★ 嗚呼 > ive been short and dry < ill be honest, i dont even know how not to be short and dry, some people just talk like that, so it means nothing (2026/8/27-02:26:22) ★ hiro > ive been short and dry < boys are literally stupid hiro < :cry; (2026/8/27-02:26:17) ★ hiro > this guy might turn me lesbian (2026/8/27-02:26:09) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > ive been short and dry < boys are literally stupid hiro :xd: (2026/8/27-02:26:08) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > u should stop taking them seriously < she should, for the LOLs! (2026/8/27-02:25:56) ★ hiro > becayse hell keep going (2026/8/27-02:25:55) ★ hiro > whiever sisd replying atball is maiign him think i like him is right (2026/8/27-02:25:44) ★ hiro > but (2026/8/27-02:25:31) ★ hiro > ive been short and dry (2026/8/27-02:25:31) ★ hiro > i dont want to make uo a lie < nobody's asking you to lie - certain users are trying to get you to do LOLworthy things for LOL extraction purposes, and u should stop taking them seriously < i dont think hes joking.. (2026/8/27-02:24:53) ★ NyaKo◆XA780bPYjA > sometimes better to be blunt and truthful than be nice and lie. (´￢`) (2026/8/27-02:24:37) ★ hiro > i dont wanna ssy im into yaoi and then have hik ask what i rea dand then me lie more snd then him ask em about it and not know what ti say < then dont say youre into it, just ask if he is < okay (2026/8/27-02:24:34) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > i dont want to make uo a lie < nobody's asking you to lie - certain users are trying to get you to do LOLworthy things for LOL extraction purposes, and u should stop taking them seriously (2026/8/27-02:24:31) ★ echan◆lCM372D8Dk > its best tonjust not lie < then just tell him you dont like him like that or just ignore him (2026/8/27-02:24:22) ★ 嗚呼 > i dont wanna ssy im into yaoi and then have hik ask what i rea dand then me lie more snd then him ask em about it and not know what ti say < then dont say youre into it, just ask if he is (2026/8/27-02:24:05) ★ hiro > its best tonjust not lie (2026/8/27-02:23:38) ★ hiro > i dont wanna ssy im into yaoi and then have hik ask what i rea dand then me lie more snd then him ask em about it and not know what ti say (2026/8/27-02:23:31) ★ NyaKo◆XA780bPYjA > there are some people who will just never understand unless you spell it out (2026/8/27-02:23:28)
heyuri will never get past the fucking pedophile allegations
hiro is a fucking teenager underage v& on a site where the Lolicon Board is an Integral Part of the Site
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 02:35 [#12322][report] The entire team is into vibeslopping the most time-tested proven mode of internet discussion of all time!
Hax0rz (3): hachikuji◆anonwaha◇kaguya◆ ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > is it fine to experiment with no-html by nao? liek setting "static html until" to 0 and changing index.html for index.php (2026/8/27-02:25:15) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > right, modern servers can serve many users at once fine, besides the database connection thing. Which I wonder can be optimized too sumhow (2026/8/26-22:55:09) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > gazouBBS < seems no static html files either (2026/8/26-22:52:50) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > those were all written for a different time, and usually not very well (2026/8/26-22:50:41) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > futaba/pixmicat had them, I will try checking gazouBBS (2026/8/26-22:49:39) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > though I guess a lot of cgi BBS softwares didn't have static pages too? (2026/8/26-22:49:13) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > from technical perspective it seems there is not much reason to keep static html files (besides having a "fallback" whenever db etc is failing, so users wouldn't panic too much until it's fixed). But it also feels a bit like having sum static files to serve index pages is a BBS software tradition we shouldn't break (;^Д^) (2026/8/26-22:48:54) [Quote] ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > i guess i wont add it then (2026/8/26-19:21:15) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > it will be, even if accidentally/mistakenly (2026/8/26-19:19:10) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > I think its only lame if its misused where its not necessary. i can see it as being controversial though (2026/8/26-19:18:18) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > i wanna go on record saying that shadowbanning is lame, even if it might help in certain cases (2026/8/26-19:15:30) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > also kaguya could i get your verdict on switching to live frontend? I've been speccing it out and it seems to be fine as long as we still do caches but just serve shadow banned users and staff uncached versions since they're a minority (2026/8/26-19:14:25) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > testing WIP thread merger (2026/8/26-19:13:24) ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > that's in kanban https://cgi.heyuri.net/kanboard/?controller=TaskViewController&action=show&task_id=40 (2026/8/26-12:51:33) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > feature suggestion: ability for mods to merge OPs (and their replies) into other threads < sure (2026/8/26-05:12:56) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > ive also added (been sitting on both of these for a while) a way to have it unlisted (doesn't show the file list) and a temporary upload system similar to litterbox (2026/8/26-05:11:10) ★ anonwaha◆bGTvsQ3YBE > feature suggestion: ability for mods to merge OPs (and their replies) into other threads (2026/8/26-05:09:17) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > as for twintail userboards have been overhauled, theres a migration script too for our current boards (2026/8/26-05:09:12) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > fixed some minor koko bugs with local bans and the thread watcher (URIs for js fetches were getting too long since they carry IDs of posts you've made too) (2026/8/26-05:08:21) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > set-up* (2026/8/25-06:35:44) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > whats twintail < the uploader script (2026/8/25-06:35:34) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > that power user set-yo is a little overkill for simple web scripts and i dont want to eat up too much tokens for what im doing (2026/8/25-06:35:25) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > u barely use a precent (2026/8/25-06:09:34) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > hachi u must not be doing it right. u need multiple terminals and need to have one scanning for bugs. one fuzzing. one conceptulizing. one drawing ui. one making abstractions etc. (2026/8/25-06:09:27) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > whats twintail (2026/8/25-06:08:25) ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > using up what i can on twintail (2026/8/25-05:31:29) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > i mean fable (2026/8/25-05:12:30) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > look the expira
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 02:37 [#12324][report] ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > i stole the shit out of some old anime mmo rendering code and shit. (2026/8/25-04:13:59) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > web avatar editor. (2026/8/25-04:13:34) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > it is all working technicly... its just i cant make a fucking 3d model and avatar editor.. (2026/8/25-04:13:15) ★ raev◆ANONWAJAsk > how close is ur penblox
>penblox >avatar editor HEYURI ROBLOX REVIVAL FAGGOTRY IN THE WORKS Way to go attracting more children to your lolicon imageboard!
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 02:50 [#12326][report] BANNED For ASKING A SIMPLE QUESTION
aeyyy > why are you guys vibeslopping imageboards?? how the fuck are you still missing features like 4 years later and need to rely on claude to implement basic shit like thread merging?? "fixed some minor koko bugs with local bans and the thread watcher (URIs for js fetches were getting too long since they carry IDs of posts you've made too)" what the fuck???? How the fuck are you fucking up something as simple as lining up a ban to an ID or IP????? (2026/8/27-02:45:14) [Quote]
LARP ALL THE WAY DOWN!
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 03:08 [#12331][report] view-source:https://static.heyuri.net/js/backgroundTaskPoller.js RETRO VIBESLOP CONFIRMED /** * Polls a background task status endpoint until a terminal state is reached. * * @param {string} baseUrl URL of the page that hosts the poll endpoint * @param {string} jobId Job ID returned by the dispatch endpoint * @param {Function} onDone Called with (status, message) on terminal state * @param {number} [attempt] Internal retry counter — do not pass on first call */
>On 2025/01/14, a major overhaul by hachikuji is finished. All boards are now using the same database, and all posts from across boards are listed in a single table. Certain values like storage directory location are moved from configuration files to database tables. A native overboard feature is added.
>On 2025/09/18, hachikuji finished the deleted posts module, allowing staff to restore deleted posts until they are purged for good.
>On 2025/11/23, hachikuji overhauled how files are handled and stored - now in a seperate table for files. This layed down the foundation for allowing multiple files per post.
AFTER, OH YEAH 2023/01/06 TWO FUCKING YEARS, BASIC FEATURES WERE ADDED MASSIVE OVERHAULS LIKELY VIBESLOPPED!
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 03:32 [#12336][report] https://github.com/Heyuri/kokonotsuba/pull/409 >add CLAUDE.MD TO .gitignore HAHAHAHAH, I WONDER.... WHY?
Anonymous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 03:38 [#12337][report] >>12335 imagine the amount of zero-days in that codebase
>claude scan this codebase for security vulnerabilities, patch them all won't save you
Anon · 2026-08-27 04:02 [#12338][report] ★ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6 > seems he nao rampages about kokonotsuba code that's written by Claude (2026/8/27-03:55:34) [Quote] ★ hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs > some crazy guy that hates heyuri (2026/8/27-03:55:28) ★ NyaKo◆XA780bPYjA > what happened with teh drama (2026/8/27-03:54:23) ★ NyaKo◆XA780bPYjA > i am back... (2026/8/27-03:54:12)
Anonimous !!5t9lYa8uZqjR5sw6 · 2026-08-27 04:20 [#12344][report] >>12342 not interested in lolicon circlejerking on le oldchan
Big Hach · 2026-08-27 04:21 [#12345][report] >not interested in lolicon circlejerking on le oldchan
but i am
Big Hach · 2026-08-27 04:22 [#12346][report] anyway you don't have a choice.. you're my slave now. and as my gimp slave i DEMAND you show your anal passage NOW