Worst cooking-related gifts? [rss]
Anonymous >30d ago #p22564 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:6 C:9 | The post is a direct response to the thread prompt with personal anecdotes. It's engaging and relevant to the topic.
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What's the worst food or cooking-related gift you've ever received, or bought yourself? Doesn't have to be an appliance.
>be me
>partner and I enjoy cooking, have spent a decent amount on the hobby
>new knives, cutting boards, etc all things we bought ourselves before moving into our house
>mom brings me a wrapped gift, open it
>pic related, battery powered salt and pepper grinders
>"now you don't have to grind it yourself! just turn it upside down, and it does it automatically!"
>feign amazement for my mom's sake because i love her
>have to find them put them out every time she comes by or she'll get sad i'm not using her gift that does something i could do easilyAnonymous >30d ago #p22565 >>quote [AutoMod] action=queue R:2 E:2 N:1 C:3 | The post is extremely low effort and barely addresses the prompt. It relies on a very weak, personal jab. It's noise in a cooking thread.
>>22564
>partner
>>22564
>>have to find them put them out every time she comes by or she'll get sad
she's already sad because you're gay
Anonymous >30d ago #p22566 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:10 | This is a direct and relevant answer to the prompt. It's specific and clearly communicates the negative experience.
>>22564
plastic spatulas that flake when you use them
Anonymous >30d ago #p22567 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:8 N:7 C:9 | The post is a solid, relatable response to the thread. It clearly articulates the frustration with poorly designed cooking tools. The tone is appropriately cynical for the forum's tone.
i like my recharagable grinders, great gift from the lady
the pepper is a little slow, but that's ok. i'll pull out the hand grinder or spice grinder if i need a large volume for a recipe
generally any multitasker tool. i've been gifted an electric wok, pizza spinning reheater, there's been more but i don't remember. it's all shit.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22568 >>quote [AutoMod] action=queue R:3 E:2 N:1 C:5 | The post is a direct, low-effort answer to the prompt. It fits the thread context but offers little substance.
>>22564
Coffee flavored salsa.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22569 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:9 C:9 | This is a direct, visceral reaction to a bad gift, fitting the thread context perfectly. It's highly engaging and relevant to the discussion.
>>22564
>pardner
HELL NAAAAAAAH
Anonymous >30d ago #p22570 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:3 N:5 C:8 | The post directly answers the prompt with a relatable experience. The tone is casual and engaging, fitting the thread context well.
>>22564
Yeah we got these and i never used them. Wife initially liked them but then the novelty wore off. Theyre sitting in a drawer somewhere.
Rather hand grind it or use a mortar and pestle
Anonymous >30d ago #p22571 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:8 | This post is a solid, relatable answer to the prompt. It clearly explains the absurdity of the situation. Good engagement with the thread topic.
>>22564
For me it was a single session cooking class voucher: 3 hours round trip travel time for a 2 hour class to make a meal for myself that I can already make at home, and the voucher cost over $100
Anonymous >30d ago #p22572 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:1 | The post is a highly provocative and direct response to the thread. It fits the context perfectly and is extremely provocative.
>>22564
Did you pull those salt and pepper grinders out of your partners ass? I bet he enjoyed that a lot.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22573 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:9 C:9 | This post is a direct, provocative response to the thread. It's engaging and pushes the conversation forward effectively.
>>22564
you forgot to explain what is so bad about improving your shaker experience
Anonymous >30d ago #p22574 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a direct, provocative response to the thread. It fits the thread's tone perfectly and is highly engaging.
>>22564
>partner
ahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous >30d ago #p22575 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:8 | The post directly engages with the thread topic with a specific, relatable complaint. It's well-articulated and fits the context perfectly.
>>22573
>Battery powered device for something you simply twist, then job's done
>Battery runs out and unless you always have the AAA batteries on hand, you have two useless obelisks full of salt and pepper
I'm sure they're fine when they have batteries in, but I'd rather just have something I don't have to feed batteries for something that's going to be used that often.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22576 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:8 C:9 | The post is a direct, engaging response to the thread topic. It fits perfectly within the context of the discussion.
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Anonymous >30d ago #p22577 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:1 | The post is a direct, aggressive response to another user. It's sharp and fits the context of a harsh forum exchange well.
>>22575
You sound fucking insufferable. What a cunt
Anonymous >30d ago #p22578 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:9 | The user agrees with the previous post and adds a relevant point about annoyance. It fits the thread context well.
>>22575
I actually agree with this, plus they are annoying to refill
Anonymous >30d ago #p22579 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:9 | The user provided a direct and relevant answer to the thread. It's a solid response to the prompt.
>>22575
mine are rechargable with a base station. i use them every day and have only had to charge them maybe twice in 8 months
Anonymous >30d ago #p22580 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:8 | This is a very short but direct response to the thread. It fits the context perfectly and is concise and engaging.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22581 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a direct and relevant response to the thread about cooking-related gifts. It's concise and directly addresses the topic with a clear, relatable point.
>>22579
It seems pretty nice to only need one hand to spread pepper and salt.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22582 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This is a direct and relevant response to the thread. It engages with the topic effectively and provides a relatable anecdote.
>>22564
>”hey I got you another pan. It was quite expensive but I got a food deal”
>it's a nonstick Anonymous >30d ago #p22583 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:8 N:7 C:8 | This post is a solid, engaging response to the prompt. The critique is sharp and well-articulated and fits the thread's tone perfectly.
I was gifted a Breville air fryer once. Sat in the box for a few years and then tried to give it away to everyone and even lastly my nephew and he didn't want it even though he was in a dorm.
Absolutely the most worthless piece of shit ever. It's like, do people really not have ovens? Well yeah my nephew didn't that's why I thought he'd might try it but I guess the kid was too smart to screw with such a pointless gadget that takes up space. What a worthless thing "air" fryers are. Even the name is ridiculous.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22584 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:8 N:7 C:9 | The post is a direct and relevant response to the thread. It offers a personal opinion on the gifts mentioned. The tone is engaging and fits the context well.
>>22581
it is very nice. especially if you're like me and salt literally everything individually. like I said the pepper is kinda slow, i might look into a higher powered one in the future. the salt is banger tho
Anonymous >30d ago #p22585 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:7 E:5 N:4 C:6 | The user offers a subjective opinion on air fryers and cooking appliances. The tone is somewhat aggressive but stays on topic. It's a valid contribution to the thread.
>>22583
they're much more efficient than ovens
i mean I don't want one, but that's mostly a counter space limitation.
they certainly have a use and purpose. honestly I'd give up the oven for more cabinet space and then take a moderate sized counter top air fryer. the rare times I need more space I can use the smoker/grill.
woman would probably bitch about baking problems so never gonna happen.
anyway, it isn't a terrible product. just not everyone needs it and that's OK. it was marketed heavily as a need for every home and that's gay and retarded
Anonymous >30d ago #p22586 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This post is a sharp and relatable anecdote about the frustration of receiving poor cooking-related gifts. The writing is concise and effectively conveys the sentiment.
>>22564
My dad bought those faggy things and as soon as the batteries died I bought some proper hand grinders only for him to replace them immediately with the cheap pre-loaded ones from the spice aisle. No winning with boomers.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22587 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:3 N:5 C:8 | This is a short, direct response that fits the thread context well. It's a strong, concise statement that engages with the previous post effectively.
>>22583
Air fryers mog ovens. Hard.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22588 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This is a direct, strong response to the thread topic. It's concise and expresses clear disdain for a trendy item. Good engagement.
>>22585
No thanks. That thing is at a landfill with a bunch others. I hate when people make stupid stuff and all the trendy people buy it just to toss it.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22589 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:3 N:2 C:8 | This is a direct, relevant response to the thread topic. It provides a relatable and slightly humorous take on the absurdity of receiving hot sauces.
>>22564
>dont really use hot sauce
>for some reason my aunt thinks I like hot sauce
>for Christmas she buys me a 12 pack of random hot sauces
>I know i will never use this
>next year she does it again
>I have 24 unused hot sauce bottles
>why does she think I like hot sauce so much Anonymous >30d ago #p22590 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This is a direct, witty response to the thread context. It fits the tone perfectly and adds a sharp, relevant observation.
>>22589
She's probably telling you not to be a sissy Nancy boy and learn to cook with flavor.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22591 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:3 N:4 C:8 | The post is a very short, direct reply to the thread. It offers a simple opinion without much substance but fits the context well.
>>22583
They're just good, albeit small, convection ovens
Anonymous >30d ago #p22592 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a direct, relevant response to the thread. It offers a creative, actionable suggestion based on the context.
>>22589
Mix them with butter and make buffalo sauce for wings
Anonymous >30d ago #p22593 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This post is a solid, slightly edgy answer to the prompt. It's creative and directly addresses the theme of the thread with a modern twist.
>>22571
re gift it and use AI to fake photos of you there.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22594 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:8 | The post is engaging and directly addresses the thread topic with vivid, relatable frustration. The proposed solution is creative and fits the thread's tone well.
>>22567
All my uni taskers have a dedicated shelf in the basement. About once a month I'll use one of them, so they do get use. But yes, generally useless.
I'd use my Instapot more, but I need a new gasket cuz the one on there fucking stinks from curry/chilli and I didn't clean it up right after. It's obviously clean now but the stink is still there. I want to puke just thinking about it. Maybe I'll try taking it out and letting it sit in baking powder or vinegar water. Maybe both, make a volcano.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22595 >>quote [AutoMod] action=queue R:3 E:2 N:1 C:3 | The post is a direct, short reply to a previous comment. It offers little substance to the thread.
>>22569
>That's gonna be a yikers from me friend Anonymous >30d ago #p22596 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a direct and relevant response to the thread context. It directly addresses the prompt with a personal anecdote. The writing is engaging and fits the theme perfectly.
>>22586
Did you fill the grinders you bought for Boomer Daddy?
Anonymous >30d ago #p22597 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a technically sound and well-argued critique of a mechanical failure. The logic flows clearly and effectively supports the conclusion.
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Completely useless.
There is no positive lock between the motor shaft and the blades, it is just a hex shaft going into a soft plastic socket.
Therefore if there is ANY resistance, the shaft 'strips' and spins keeps spinning while the blades stay jammed in place. The shaft could also get extremely hot very quickly.
Garbage product.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22598 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a solid, concise response that directly addresses the thread topic with a strong, punchy statement. It's engaging and fits the context perfectly.
>>22583
It basically replaces your microwave for everything except popcorn and heating liquids.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22599 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:7 N:6 C:8 | The post directly answers the thread question with a relatable anecdote. The follow-up question is relevant and engages the topic well.
>>22564
>>22566
My dad once gave me spatulas that weren't heat resistant which I did not realized and they melted into a buffalo dip I made. I still ate it.
Also I sometimes think if getting these because I use a lottttt of pepper in my meals. Are they that bad?
Anonymous >30d ago #p22600 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:8 N:9 C:9 | This is a direct, concise, and relevant response to the thread. It effectively summarizes the perceived uselessness of the gift mentioned.
>>22598
It's trash and redundant.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22601 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:2 | The post is a direct, albeit crude, response to the thread. It's provocative and fits the context of sharing a personal anecdote.
>>22564
>partner
OP is a faggot
Anonymous >30d ago #p22602 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:4 C:7 | The user provides a direct, albeit brief, response to the thread. It engages with the topic with some personal opinion, but the writing is very casual.
>>22594
just buy a new gasket for $10
instapots are kinda goated
like i said, i hate unitaskers. i pretty much only use it for instant rice at this point, but for most people learning to cook it's an amazin
>>22597
mines been working great for almost a year and it was <30$
Anonymous >30d ago #p22603 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:8 | The post is a direct, punchy response to the thread. It fits the context perfectly and is highly engaging.
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This fucking thing
Anonymous >30d ago #p22604 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This post directly answers the prompt with a clear, relatable opinion. The context is well-established and the response is concise and engaging.
>>22583
I have a toaster oven with an air fryer function. I would never buy a standalone air fryer.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22605 >>quote [AutoMod] action=queue R:1 E:2 N:1 C:1 | The post is a very short, low-effort reply to the previous comment. It offers minimal substance but fits the thread context.
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Me dumb. Thanks Anon.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22606 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:3 N:4 C:8 | The post directly answers the prompt in a very concise way. It't relevant to the thread context.
>>22603
Did you set it AND forget it? Gotta remember to do both
Anonymous >30d ago #p22607 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This post is a funny anecdote related to the thread topic. It's engaging and fits the context well.
>>22606
I used to get drunk and walk around with the gloves this came with pretending I was a scientist
Anonymous >30d ago #p22608 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:8 | The post is a coherent personal reflection on a cooking gift. It engages with the thread topic effectively and has a clear, albeit casual, narrative flow.
Probably that mini waffle maker that used to be gifted everywhere. I think Dash makes it. It worked, but I think it was stupid since those arent even real waffles it makes. After I had a liege waffle, it ruined american garbage waffles. My mom actually learned and gets me cool stuff now. I really dont even need anything now and have almost any gadget and item I could want. Maybe upgrade some of the shittier stuff I have.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22609 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:8 | The post directly answers the prompt with a clear, relatable anecdote. It fits the thread context well and is engaging.
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My sister got me one of these for xmas one year. It's the most useless thing conceived for kitchen use.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22610 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:9 | This post directly answers the prompt with a relatable anecdote. The writing is clear and engaging, though slightly verbose.
>>22564
I'm always happy to see the electric grinders whenever I go eat at my parents', not something I'd have a use for since my kitchen is like ten times smaller but it's a neat little gadget. My college roommate got a pair our second year in and only used them for weed.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22611 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:7 | The user is making a strong, somewhat aggressive demand for more discussion on air fryers. The tone is passionate but slightly abrasive, which is typical for this forum's style.
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Don't you guys have a thread specifically about this every few days? I never fucking heard so much about air fryers outside of this board, it's a fucking tool that is useful in specific situations, get fucking over it.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22612 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:6 C:9 | This post is a direct and relevant response to the thread topic. It offers a personal anecdote related to cooking gifts.
>>22589
I still have the spicy mango vinegar my granma got me 5 Christmases ago
Anonymous >30d ago #p22613 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:6 C:8 | The post directly engages with the thread topic with a personal anecdote. It's relevant and provides a specific comparison.
>>22609
I have the better one rec'd by sip and feast and I think it's much better than usual wire masher
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