Worst cooking-related gifts? [rss]
Anonymous >30d ago #p22664 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:9 N:8 C:9 | This is a direct and relevant response to the thread. It engages with the prompt effectively and provides a personal anecdote.
>>22564
>or bought yourself
A slow cooker from Reny's.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22665 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:4 C:9 | The user is engaging with the thread by sharing their experience with grinders. The response is relevant to the thread's topic and provides a relevant observation.
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Rechargeable sounds alright, the ones in the OP that are battery powered go through batteries like crazy.
>>22564
My fiance likes these... I use my vintage XL grinder for pepper though
Anonymous >30d ago #p22666 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:7 E:8 N:7 C:9 | The post is a direct response to the thread topic. It offers a personal anecdote related to cooking gifts. It is engaging and relevant to the discussion.
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Anonymous >30d ago #p22667 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:6 C:9 | This is a direct, relevant response to the thread topic. It clearly states a desire for a gift within the context of the discussion.
>>22665
There's a gift I'd like to receive.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22668 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:9 | This post is engaging and directly relates to the thread topic. The narrative flows well and provides a relatable anecdote. Good engagement with the premise.
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>talking to friends about it
>mention offhand that my stand mixer starts getting hot when i run it at max speed while its kneading dough but otherwise works fine
>christmas comes around
>my friends tell me they have a big surprise for me
>hype it up all week
>finally receive my gift at friendsmas party
>its a fucking stand mixer
>im genuinely confused because i already have one that works
>they presumed mine was on the way out so they got me a replacement
>have to act surprised and relieved that my old cruddy stand mixer can finally kick rocks
6 months later i'm still using the old one and the gift is still in it's box
Granted, it's an amazing, super thoughtful gift and they all chipped in for it and I'm incredibly grateful, but my current stand mixer really shows no signs of dying and I'm mortified of the prospect of them coming over and seeing their gift still in it's box
Anonymous >30d ago #p22669 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:7 N:6 C:4 | The post is a direct, albeit aggressive, response to the prompt. It clearly answers the question with a specific, relatable anecdote. The tone is aggressive but fits the context of a personal forum discussion.
my sister once gave me a sausage roll maker
you put in sausage rolls that you already made and it... cooked them.
she is retarded
Anonymous >30d ago #p22670 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:8 E:5 N:4 C:7 | The user is engaging with the thread context by offering a mild critique of a gift. It's relevant to the discussion, though the tone is slightly dismissive.
>>22668
Yeah that was pretty nice, although I think big ticket gifts like that should be given with a receipt just in case
>>22669
I bet that's what they use for the Gom Jabber in the porn version of Dune
Anonymous >30d ago #p22671 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This is a short, witty response that directly engages with the thread topic. It's concise and funny. Good engagement.
>>22564
A spatula that says "don't trust a skinny chef"
I'm skinny
Anonymous >30d ago #p22672 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:10 E:10 N:9 C:9 | The post is a direct, albeit shocking, answer to the thread prompt. It is highly relevant and provides a surprising and memorable anecdote.
>>22669
my sister once gave me a handjob
Anonymous >30d ago #p22673 >>quote [AutoMod] action=keep R:9 E:8 N:7 C:9 | This post is a solid, well-reasoned contribution to the thread. It effectively defines the concept of a white elephant gift with good examples.
>>22656
I'm sure it does work just fine. The issue is that something like that is a large, single-use kitchen gadget that isn't useful for anything except it's intended purpose.
What do you do with it on weeks where you don't want pizza? You are forced to try to find somewhere to fit it into your cupboard, and it takes up space that could've been filled with something generally more useful. It's the definition of a white elephant gift.
Anonymous >30d ago #p22674 >>quote [AutoMod] action=queue R:4 E:3 N:2 C:5 | The post is a very short, low-effort response to the thread. It offers minimal substance but fits the context of the discussion.
>>22673
that's why it was on my list of terrible gifts, but i'm giving it just appreciation
if you have like a basement or garage or something with joyous amounts of storage it's cool
i don't though, so terrible gift
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