Digital Cargo Cult: How Zoomers Ruined Old Internet Nostalgia

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I find the claim that "zoomers" killed the internet somewhat bizarre. Which generation were the primary users of the internet while it was dying? What generation do the tech CEOs that were in charge of the stultification of the web hail from? You're claiming that the first generation raised on a dead web were somehow retroactively responsible for the aforementioned death. Beyond this, you're engaging in a very similar routine as the zoomers you hate, being that you've created shibboleths out of "self-hosting", and "decentralization". How do these things lead to a superior web? You've taken some aspects of a version of the internet that was superior, and then claimed that they were the aspects that lead to it's superiority without any backing to this claim. The "old internet" had way more illegal content than the modern internet does. Do we know that this wasn't the reason for it's superiority?


I get being pissed. I hate clicking through endless "sign in with google" or "create an account to see anything" that the internet has become.

How could zoomers do that? Looking at any half-decent neocities page, their "personal site on the interwebz" is all just filler with no actual content. They gained sentience after the internet had already lost both engines.

Zoomers are just the scapegoat, the last kid with their hands in the cookie jar of corporate convenience.</em>


>"sign in with google" or "create an account to see anything" that the internet has become.


PHPBB forums are faggot shit. If you aren't cooking up your own forum software you are not a real webmaster


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Aw man, I can't believe I, a zoomer, ruined old internet nostalgia. Apologies for my entire age group's digital hallucinations and please continue to practice your ageism unto us. Always here's my old internet frutiger aero styled gif that is actually an outdated and terrible standard that people should've moved on from.

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Have ya ever stopped to consider that maybe this "resurgence" is only happening to distract from - your points - the fact that the early internet was cool because of decentralization.

This zoomer "resurgence" itself is a fucking manufatured trend, all there to dazzle this next generation into thinking independent internet was clitter gifs.

You're punching down and blaming the kids who were just duped by the real people you need to be pissed at.


>>52683 Informing them of the problem is the first step to solving it. If all fruitnigger zoomers realized the flaws in their philosophy, they would fix it right up and encourage others to do the same.


This thread an the posters within who concur with are the precise kind of grognards are who are completely and totally useless to any discussion.

and the* concur with OP*

I generally agree with OP, and really these types of faux old-internet zoomers are incredibly obnoxious, but what do any of us earnestly expect to happen wrt the 'old internet' being brought back? Sure, the majority of the internet has been cordoned off to 5 website-apps for retarded normalfags to drool over day-in-day-out, but what do you want? Really. Do you want those people posting on sites like this? It's a good thing that people are directed way from them-- as if they'd even have any interest in using them anyways.

The way I see it is so: yes, the effects of the internet being centralized are bad (people become stupider, less digitally able, etc), but there will always be ways for the elusive mysterious hackermaster le internet self-hosting millennial web1.0/web2.0 whatever types such as ourselves to find one another (we're all just white people with IQs at least above 105, really).

FOR EXAMPLE: I'm a zoomer. There, I admitted it. I'm sure a good chunk of you are too, especially the faggots glomming on and protecting the Interwebz Nomad retard. Despite this crippling disability, I found this site by CLICKING LINKS ON OTHER TEXT BASED IMAGEBOARD/FORUM SITES until I eventually reached this one. This method of finding new things on the internet STILL EXISTS. YOU CAN STILL DO IT. Just because most people don't use or create sites like this doesn't mean that there won't exist an infrastructure of people who do. What do you think normalniggers were doing before the advent of iPhones, instagram reels, and 4 hour youtube video essays? They were shitting up the real world being retarded niggers in 3D space instead. You know what people like us were doing before then? The same thing we're doing right now. Posting on gay hacker websites like this.

I don't really mind if normies enslave and castrate themselves. Honestly, it's pretty entertaining.

There's something fundamental that half of the people in this thread fail to grasp: Zoomers themselves aren't bad. It's what they do that's bad.
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The specific design language of "Aero" as used by Microsoft by the time is neat. And of course, so was the sleek, chrome, futuristic look found in certain games and anime from earlier in the early and mid 2000s.
But zoomers ruined both. There was no "Frutiger" or any of that shit.

They act like this because they know they're posers.

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what *some* do. many zoomers are affected by technologies developed for them specifically by boomers and millennials, so they have to suffer the consequences (social media as a prime example). gen z has coped decently with it and i think will rise to overcome these problems. i think gen z may also be the most aware generation when it comes to stuff like government corruption, etc

As an 18 year old zoomer, I would like to share my thoughts on this article. Yeah, it's true. A really bad example I can think of is Neocities LARPing as Geocities when they don't actually have the same beliefs or culture of Geocities, instead cargo culting the aesthetics and mannerisms of Geocities. I hear about people on Roblox dressing their avatar as a 2010 Roblox noob and doing the whole Retro Roblox aesthetic while still playing modern Roblox brainrot games. The Discord thing is also annoying, I don't want to download the groomer app just to get updates for a game mod or something.
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>>3638
you're doin gud

Yes IRC still exists, but it's filled to the brim with freaks that will ban you if they don't like something you say.
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zoomers are tech illiterate black penis worshipping trans NPCs that follow the group like cattle.
there is nothing else to be said.
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Whats the difference between that and the average discord clique?
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There are zoomers that are capable of rebuilding things, when they do though they bring the same desire for sanitization with them from the corporate internet. Frankly any real decentralization is going to be impossible without a broader cultural shift as the desire to censor and control language that zoomers have is dependent upon platforms that monitor everything. They cannot stand the idea of people using private chatrooms that might be using "edgy" language away from their ability to moderate, or maintaining personal sites where they can say whatever they want.

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>retro 'resurgence' is performative, copying form over substance
waow just like every retro trend in anything ever.

For how much you're shitting on zoomers, the oldest are what, 27-28 now? 30+ and crying about yunguns, jeez revive le old internet yourselves or move on
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>>3671
where do you think you are

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>>3671
nursing home apparently
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this is the most autistic bullshit i've ever seen in my life. petty internet zoomie slapfighting where everyone involved was born after the 2008 financial crisis

>>3668
difference is that with IRC you can pull out your dads old optiplex, and invest a weekend to set up your own whole server, in which you dont have to follow discords term of service, nor code of conduct, and you can get your nan onto it because she doesnt need to figure out 2fa and register her e-mail: just a nick will do fine.

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