You gain access to this funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting, smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions. Can you do it? >Medium mode: The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame" - prize raised to 10 million dollars
>Hard mode: All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious - prize raised to 50 million dollars >Impossible mode: All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn - prize raised to 1 billion dollars >Nightmare mode: All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn - prize raised to 5 billion dollars >Shane must die mode: All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues - prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
Anonymous · 2026-01-22 03:34 [#2163][report] ez clap, what's difficult about this?
Anonymous · 2026-01-22 18:03 [#2197][report] It's a child's funeral, man. That alone kills any chance of laughing.
myrd · 2026-01-22 18:09 [#2198][report] This is kind of a shitty thread. Why would this be funny? Maybe it's pretty ridiculous but come on man, don't be a shithead.
Anonymous · 2026-01-22 18:11 [#2199][report] This is a golden post. I couldn't do anything above Medium Mode.
GlooBloo · 2026-01-22 18:27 [#2200][report] kill yourself OP
Anonymous · 2026-01-22 23:52 [#2208][report] >>4496 more like piss, maybe you like getting showered in piss
thecircle · 2026-01-22 23:59 [#2211][report] >>4506 torsting is funny because sometimes you accidentally catch the same ip as another torster and end up making yourself and the other guy look like one schizo