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Those that know me would know that this was a lighthearted adventure in meathooks and chainsaws, and meant nothing at all. I wrote it entirely for shock value, and unfortunately it backfired entirely. Some stupid fucking waste of chromosomes and organic matter that I will refer to as "Jew Girl Twin Idiot", who is offended by just about everything that I say, was of course, offended heavily by my poem. She didn't understand the chainsaw reference, (only two people did) didn't understand that I regard meat hooks as an instrument of comedy, and I love my kitten very much. I figured the toothpaste would be a dead giveaway as to the violently whimsical nature of the poem, but some people's brains have replaced with lead weights.

hello officer

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leftlane · original post · 2026-02-20 14:05:02

i am willing to cooperate to the best of my ability, however it appears that i am holding a firearm in my left hand, which may represent myself to you as a threat. I am unable to maintain control over my left hand, therefore I am willing to open this door partially in order to stick my right arm out. I expect you to apply an electrical shock onto my right hand, which I hope will have the expected result of causing my left hand to let go of the firearm, thus allowing you to subdue me

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-02-20 17:44:39

Meds schizo

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