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My local chinese buffet shut down.

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Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-08 21:46:09

The one I liked closed years ago. They had a way smaller selection but everything was quality. The only ones around me now have unlimited selection but it's all garbage.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 23:09:02

>>22098371
Please do not google image search who this person is.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 23:33:45

>>19108
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 00:08:51

>>19119
>goyslop fast food shuts down
>dad sheds tears over it
Americans literally WEEP when their fast food goes out of business. Literal pigs crying that they have slightly different slop filling their troughs.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:33:29

>>19077
Sympathies, Anon. We lost all the ones in my area (IllAnnoys, with Governor Jabba The Hutt Pritzker) during the Great WuFlu DemPanic when kike Pritzker forced all the restaurants to either shut down or do outdoor seating for something like six months.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:34:37

>>19087
Only two more weeks and I can quit wearing this full-body MOPP suit!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:35:38

>>19092
If only Elon would fund research into making genetically altered catgirls. ;_;

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:37:25

>>19105
Fat people can't stuff themselves all at once, Anon. Their stomachs get compressed by all the surrounding blubber.

If you watch those competitive eating challenges, the people who "win" them are usually seriously skinny.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:40:03

>>19114
>all the classic Chinese restaurants are dying because their kids don't want to continue the business.
I guess that explains why I haven't been able to find a single decent Chinese restaurant since I moved back to the U.S. three and a half years ago. Seriously, they all absolutely suck now.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:43:44

find a non-local one...
move to vegas, they have like 6+ of them in a 5 mile radius.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 05:46:33

>>19128
https://www.lifeofonion.com/index.php?title=Emo_Charlie
?? Big deal, some character an actor or comedian or whatever plays.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-10 07:56:31

>>19080
You should've married that bitch and overtaken the family buisness

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-10 07:59:42

>>19105
The steadiest stream of their incomes comes from take out, where you just fill up a box or two and pay by weight. Probably half of all people just do that as they'd rather eat at home than in the place. This is garunteed profit

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-10 08:05:15

I had one called the super buffet which I didn't realize at the time because of my innocence but it was a money laundering operation
It was only $8 and the food was really good
It also had a tremendous square footage and very few tables. Just a lot of empty space on the floor looking like a hotel lobby
Then one day it just vanished. Like over night it was just completely stripped and closed

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