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Worst cooking-related gifts?

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Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-05 07:18:27

>>22611
Cooking autists are actually the fucking worst

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 11:36:58

Most useless fucking tool I have ever been forced to operate

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 12:38:51

>>22600
If you aren't cooking a full roast or needing to slow braise something for hours, airfryers are just the best way to cook small to moderate amounts of food.

>>22602
Maybe they updated the design.
What does the inside of the blade holder look like on your model?
On mine it was a hex key shape made out of soft plastic that matched the shape of the motor shaft.
The issue being that it would slip under any kind of resistance because the plastic was weak.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 14:43:03

>>22615
do you not wash your lettuce or spinach? nothing beats centrifugal force to remove water

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 15:12:52

>>22616
>What does the inside of the blade holder look like on your model?
that would be a pain to check, but the posting says it is ceramic and steel
https://a.co/d/026NuZZD
like I said, I have been using it extensively for a long time and have had 0 issues. i would just like it to be faster for pepper. but i like stupid amounts of pepper usually.
they now have an 'upgraded version of transfer' model, no idea what the fuck that means

i do not leave them in the charging base, i leave them out on the counter on a tiny cutting board to collect residual salt/pepper
i pull out the charging stand every few months to top them up and then put it back in a cabinet

there's shitty versions of every product, sometimes there's actually good ones

>>22617
not that anon and I agree with your statement, but I rarely wash anything.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 15:32:57

>>22617
I just wash them manually and shake the water off. It's not that difficult.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 15:42:57

>>22618
Are you sure you replied to the right person? >>22597, I was talking about a food processor.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 15:45:09

>>22564
Be a fucking man. Explaining to your mom that you appreciate the thoughtful gift, but you do not use those, should not hurt her feelings. Unless she is literally retarded. Its the thought that matters, not what you actually get, or if you use it. Fucking knuckle draggers

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 16:10:54

>>22615
enjoy lice and dirt in your lettuce

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 16:30:40

>>22575

They are also very power hungry.

You're going to spend X % of the total cost on AAA batteries while pepper itself is cheap.

They ARE nice to use, I agree with this. But the annoying moments come along with it.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 16:59:46

These "ceramic" nonstick pans that work well when new but quickly start to stick.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:19:30

>>22622
If you need a massive chunky waste of space that you have to wash and dry after each use to wash your veggies that's a you problem

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:24:06

>>22625
you just leave the lettuce in it and put it in the fridge

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 06:42:40

>>22564
i just got one of these, usb rechargeable, i fucking love them. especially when im grilling and i need one clean hand.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 08:03:25

>>22577
You sound like you're so fat that cracking a pepper grinder counts as strenuous exercise.

>>22584
Holy shit just get a salt cellar or pour some into a small dish and sprinkle it by hand... you niggers sound like the kind of people who would star in an early 00s infomercial

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 08:11:17

>>22604
Mine has pretty much entirely replaced my actual oven. Its big enough to roast a whole chicken in for a fraction of the energy cost and pretty much everything comes out faster and better

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 09:08:18

>>22564
I bought some pepper with a build in grinder one time. Turns out the grinder teeth were plastic so I would be sprinkling microplastics on my food along with the pepper. Thankfully i never used it.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 09:27:23

>>22615
trying too hard

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 11:33:20

>>22564
I bought these for my mother, who has arthritis, and they're great. The six AAA batteries it needs lasts about a year with everyday cooking. I think they're fine.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 11:54:19

>>22577
Imagine getting this triggered about battery powered salt grinders kek
>>22575
Yep my thoughts exactly

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 11:56:47

>>22607
Based
>>22629
I still use my oven because the toaster oven/air fryer is not big enough for big oven pans. It cant handle the girth of my big pan meals.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 12:54:31

>>22564
>have to find them put them out every time she comes by or she'll get sad i'm not using her gift
I know this feel.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 13:29:15

>>22578
I dunno if it's just the types I use but mine also clog up like fucking crazy. You also really can't adjust the grinder like a real mill so you're stuck with ultra fine grinding, which is fine if you're just topping something but not great otherwise

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 15:05:39

>>22609
This is for letting your kids larp with a flanged mace, not for actually cooking btw.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 01:03:46

>>22564
i thought it was dumb when my mom bought an electric pepper grinder, but she pointed out that it is exhausting for her to stand over the big soup pot and grind lots of pepper so i suppose it's not a worthless gadget

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 07:33:22

>>22564
Imo the one-trick gadget, especially if they are cumbersome, for example a waffle iron, its big, its a pain to clean and it can only be used to make waffles, I can make an exception for rice cookers if you eat a shitton of rice like asians do but any utensil that has only one very limited use is just a waste of space.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 07:46:59

>>22568
Le Cafe Salsa!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 12:53:46

I've gotten so many bad gifts over the years. Like, to the level of "did you mean to give this to me?" sorta shit from mom and brother. As such, I'm a pretty shit gift giver too.

>Marble pastry stone
I hate flaky pastry, it was too big to fit in my efficiency apartment fridge. I never used it. Found out it was $100.
>picnic basket with weird jams, jellys, and spreads
I was single, 25, living alone, autistic, and never went outside except to get fast food.
>"TGIF" liquor flask kit
Apparently mom thought I was a cheerful alcoholic on the go
>Battery powered salt and pepper grinder
It had 2 compartments in the unit, but I put 6 batteries in, went to try it for the first time when making my eggs, it took over a minute to get enough salt and pepper on the eggs. I took the batteries out and threw it away
>Crab/lobster butter warmers
I'm too retarded to get a high paying job to afford crab or lobster. They're still in the box somewhere.
>Christmas themed spoons and mugs
I hate christmas because of all the shitty gifts and consumerism, I think I threw most of them away already because snowflake cutouts in wood stirring spoons just trap food to rot.
>ship in a bottle decorative decanter globe
My brother thinks I'm buying a pint of fancy liquor to put in a temu decanter globe? I'm hoping the cat breaks it.

About 6 months into dating my now wife, my brother heard she was buying a house (we hadn't discussed moving in together yet) and bought her a nice ceramic dish set and throw blanket. She also thought it was weird someone she's never met bought her plates and dishes she didn't need. I was miffed he was buying stuff for her despite never meeting her and he was like $20k in credit card debt already.

Not cooking related, but random seasons of TV shows on DVD Iike Season 3 of Chapelles show and I have never owned a DVD player. Pearl snap plaid shirts despite never wearing anything but plain solid color T-shirts. Silver cufflinks despite never owning a french cut shirt.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 13:06:02

>>22641
Sounds like you should just sell some of these gifts and make a bit of cash off of them. If you arent using them, why not?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 13:08:13

>>22641
Forgot to mention, along with the marble pastry stone a pastry cutter thing, and other pastry tools like a rolling pin and hand tools I don't even know what they were for.
>wine preservation kit
I don't drink wine partially because I can't really afford it and don't like the taste of it.
>Creme Brulee kit
This one is 50/50; i like creme brulee and have made it many times, but I have no friends (other than wife) to entertain so the torch got used to light candles and do gunsmithing. I think I used it twice to burn sugar.
>fingers only oven mitts
I used them twice and burned my palm twice. Trashed.
>world market spices from around the world
They're premixed spices to make basically a meal for one. So it kinda tracks but I also think its moronic to buy most premixed spice blends when its simply marked up 1000% for the same shit I already have.
>micro serration steak knives
They came in a cheap wood box, she paid $200 for them and they can barely cut a hamsteak. They sure do fuck up my plates though.
>keurig pod coffee maker
I don't drink coffee and I can't afford $2 pods daily. I drink loose leaf tea. At least my wife uses it sometimes.

I sent a home depot sale link to my brother for a Milwaukee $100 drill and battery combo. He shipped me some chinese garbage from amazon that he paid $160 for.
Fuck, thanks for reminding me how much I hate gifts, giving and receiving.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 13:12:47

>>22642
I do, the marble pastry and picnic basket I took back to williams sonoma and they gave me store credit. A lot of them I can't randomly return since I don't have the receipt. And I'm not going to make a facebook account to sell random junk to strangers for $5.

I got a chinese drone once. No camera, no attachments, just a big pod thing that could fly around a little. Sold that to a dude for $100. Brother paid $200 for it. This was back in like 2015 before drones were useful.
I did get a kindle fire one christmas. I don't read books and the thing was a color screen to read books bought on amazon only. Amazon did take it back for 'store credit'.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 13:45:05

>>22564
Indian food from an Indian. I am not even going to bring it inside my house poojit.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 14:28:24

>>22644
You could always try reselling through craigslist or eBay. Store credit works though. Did you get anything you actually liked?
And that sucks about the Kindle. Theyre actually pretty decent devices if they arent restricted like the one you got.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 14:30:58

>>22643
>Finger only oven mitts
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Pure consoomer bait.
The spices and torch are at least useful. Also if youre in the market for a new drill, IMO grab a Makita. I've had mine for over 15 years and its a beast. Works great still.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 14:33:40

>>22564
>partner
how about you two stop playing house and get back to arresting the bad guys

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 15:04:30

>>22646
>You could always try reselling through craigslist or eBay.
Again, I'm not interested in taking pics, posting on CL, getting flaked by buyers, driving across town, people haggling over dumb shit all for a few bucks. eBay costs money to post, I'm not shipping this shit.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 17:34:57

>>22564
>partner
Lol what's the matter, queer? Too scared to use a term as racy as "boyfriend?"

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 17:45:45

>>22641
>I've gotten so many bad gifts over the years. Like, to the level of "did you mean to give this to me?"
I've literally just started telling my relatives "Don't buy me anything for my birthday/Christmas. I'm good. I don't want anything" because, without fail, I end up with some piece of crap cluttering my house or shitty garment I wear twice out of obligation. I don't like being given shit for this reason - it creates an obligation.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 18:36:43

>>22651
I forgot my latest one. I live in a house now, side-by-side refrigerator. During the holidays when family is here and we load it up with all kinds of shit, 100 beers, you name it he saw that and thought he'd give me a mini fridge for xmas. He even suggested places for me to put it around my house.

Its currently in a spare bedroom unplugged and I move it out once a year and put 6 sodas in it to show its still here. I have no place downstairs for it. I don't want a fridge burning up the electric bill or adding noise. And I never go upstairs so why the fuck would I plug it in up there? No, I don't loiter in my 100 degree garage in the summer or desire to leave it pluggedin outside again burning up money. Then again that might be a good alibi to say mice chewed it up so I can sell it for... $50?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 18:48:52

>>22649
Just make em come to you, that's what i do when i sell stuff.
Either way, getting rid of the stuff is good no matter how you do it

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 22:18:21

>>22567
>pizza spinning reheater
Huh?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 22:34:30

>>22654
one of these

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 23:06:17

>>22655
it actually does an amazing job, just bulky

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 23:13:03

>>22590
>cook with flavor
>hot sauce

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 02:26:52

>>22656
That's surprising to hear. But who goes through the effort of making a pizza but can't be bothered to plop it in the oven?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 03:29:29

>>22658
i'd argue the results are better than a traditional oven, faster. good for reheating or frozen pizza as well
i've used it for various reheating tasks
somoething something direct heat with cooling periods as it rotates
also i's instant, negligble preheat, and less energy
i mean it's a silly stupid tool, but it works

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 03:59:13

almost inlaws loved to buy me as seen on TV shit, shit from TJ Maxx and dollar tree. A sack full of stuff I was grateful for but never really used.

One time I got a stovetop grill thing which would've been a novelty to try, but I had a shitty electric Samsung stove. Another time I got a hard-boiled egg cooker. And another tine it was meat claws.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 23:17:13

>>22651
WROOOONG! ask for socks or underwear, specify exactly what kind and colors you use, they get to gift you something cheap without having to think that much and you save the chore of buying them yourself.
I do this with my mom and it works great.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-10 00:35:46

>>22624
Skill issue

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-10 01:12:19

>>22564
Nice engagement bait, i love my electric grinders because it lets me stir or whatever with my other hand in the meantime and also encourages using the right amount of pepper since i dont have to stand there manually twisting it 75000x in a row over a big pot to season properly

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