>>22564
>or bought yourself
A slow cooker from Reny's.

>>22567
Rechargeable sounds alright, the ones in the OP that are battery powered go through batteries like crazy.

>>22564
My fiance likes these... I use my vintage XL grinder for pepper though

>>22565

>>22665
There's a gift I'd like to receive.

>be a big bakingfag
>talking to friends about it
>mention offhand that my stand mixer starts getting hot when i run it at max speed while its kneading dough but otherwise works fine
>christmas comes around
>my friends tell me they have a big surprise for me
>hype it up all week
>finally receive my gift at friendsmas party
>its a fucking stand mixer
>im genuinely confused because i already have one that works
>they presumed mine was on the way out so they got me a replacement
>have to act surprised and relieved that my old cruddy stand mixer can finally kick rocks
6 months later i'm still using the old one and the gift is still in it's box
Granted, it's an amazing, super thoughtful gift and they all chipped in for it and I'm incredibly grateful, but my current stand mixer really shows no signs of dying and I'm mortified of the prospect of them coming over and seeing their gift still in it's box

my sister once gave me a sausage roll maker

you put in sausage rolls that you already made and it... cooked them.

she is retarded

>>22668
Yeah that was pretty nice, although I think big ticket gifts like that should be given with a receipt just in case

>>22669
I bet that’s what they use for the Gom Jabber in the porn version of Dune

>>22564
A spatula that says "don't trust a skinny chef"
I'm skinny

>>22669
my sister once gave me a handjob

>>22656
I'm sure it does work just fine. The issue is that something like that is a large, single-use kitchen gadget that isn't useful for anything except it's intended purpose.
What do you do with it on weeks where you don't want pizza? You are forced to try to find somewhere to fit it into your cupboard, and it takes up space that could've been filled with something generally more useful. It's the definition of a white elephant gift.

>>22673
that's why it was on my list of terrible gifts, but i'm giving it just appreciation
if you have like a basement or garage or something with joyous amounts of storage it's cool
i don't though, so terrible gift