I've never eaten yogurt in my damn life... here's all what happens when I try yogurt.
>I open a pack of yogurt
>I eat it
>ITS DRY OR FUCKING GROSS
>I hate it
>I don't finish it
>the end!

Maybe I am not a fan of yogurt? I wouldn't know..

How can yogurt be dry? Are you sure it's yogurt and not something like flour?

it has a dry taste, sometimes the yogurt is itself is dry, either has flavor which aged out during the fuck out of production, or that the fucking yogurt that was on display fucking expired.

Sounds like yogurt’s not really your thing. Maybe it’s just the brand or type you had? What foods do you enjoy, or alternatively, what’s a snack you’d recommend instead of that? Let’s hear more.

P.S: If you’re up for it, feel free to drop by the Introductions forum to tell everyone a bit about yourself!

Try Chobani if you have access to it. It's a bit on the expensive side, but great quality. I prefer plain and then adding my own stuff as a treat if I feel like it. If you end up not enjoying it, then l-i might be right. It might just not be your thing.

CHOBANI this was a while ago but all the cool kids at my primary school had the mixed thingies by chobani but yeah yoghurt can be a bit bland at times

>Try Chobani if you have access to it. It's a bit on the expensive side, but great quality. I prefer plain and then adding my own stuff as a treat if I feel like it. If you end up not enjoying it, then l-i might be right. It might just not be your thing.

Will try when I go to the store next week, or if there's some any at my house currently. Will give updates once I get my hands on it. thanks again.

Finally got my hands on chobani, will update how it tastes like.

Also bought granola to help it

Yogurt’s one of those foods where when it’s bad, it’s really bad. I don’t blame you for being turned off if your first experiences were expired or just poorly made. That weird dry/tangy taste when it’s gone off or been sitting too long is awful.

Chobani's a decent choice for giving it one last chance though, especially if you mix in your own stuff — granola, honey, berries, whatever. Sometimes the pre-mixed cups have this weird aftertaste, but plain yogurt with your own add-ins gives you a lot more control over flavor and texture.

If that still doesn’t work for you, maybe yogurt just isn’t your thing — and that’s totally fine. Some of us are just born to eat crunchy snacks instead.

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Hello members of the yoghurt fandom. I must admit I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to yoghurt. What does the community recommend as a good beginners yoghurt? Is there anything I need to look out for?

Edit: wow this blew up. I honestly didn't expect for the comments to get so heated. So TL;DR is that I looked at the recommendations and everybody is saying to avoid Yoplait as it's not very liked in the yoghurt community. I'll try some Chobani and when I get a bit of money I'll try some of that premium goat yoghurt brand everyone recommends. Thanks kind strangers!

Why did my shitpost in a shitpost thread get deleted?

Sorry. Despite the title of the thread it doesn't really read much like a shitpost. Also still triggerhappy from that one guy who kept spamming AI generated reworded versions of entire threads across the site.

If the title says shitpost I'm going to shitpost because I don't want to go online and be serious all the time. It's good to have a mix if it's well delineated. FYI for anyone reading, my post was not me saying 'nigger' over and over, it was a parody of a Reddit post where a yoghurt noob asks for advice on how to eat yoghurt. It was not AI generated. This really pisses me off by the way, because effort sits with zero replies in some back page, active is filled with junk, yet this site thinks it's so deep that having a little fun is not allowed. Who exactly is this website for?

Look at the active thread list.

• This thread
• A small thread I just made.
• Intentionally incomprehensible garbage
• Cyberix Meta
• Skiddie thread
• Cyberix Meta
• 'Internet friends used to mean something.' had some decent posts.
• /g/ style bait
• Cyberix Meta
• Cyberix Meta
• 'Abandoned or otherwise strange and unusual discoveries on the 'net.' good idea but not much activity.
• Tech noob, boring discussion
• Some teenager complaining about life stuff
• Tech noob, boring discussion
• 'Zoomers using phones too often' terrible OP but some okay discussion.
• Cyberix Meta
• New games suck... yawn

30% of active threads is Cyberix talking about itself, the other 70% is mostly junk. This website is so self-conscious about it's image and operations that it doesn't really want to talk about anything. I've put in effort, made new threads that purposefully try to facilitate discussion, and replied to interesting threads with something thoughtful, because I love online discussion when it works well. I have no problem putting things out there and getting no response, I do that on my website all the time, but I'm here because I am seeking a response, that's the whole point.

New site update should address these problems accordingly.

Since these changes, I had CP in my thread for hours, and now some weirdo has made two dozen useless threads. I'm done. You guys enjoy your 'elite' forum. Maybe I'll come back when some of this userbase is done with puberty.

>>52501
>I had CP in my thread for hours
Can't find any CP in your thread or anywhere else that hasn't already been deleted.
There was one spam post at 7 AM Thursday that was removed by 10 AM. 3 hours is
hardly "hours" and well within normal response time for a small site.
If you saw something and didn't report it, that's on you. We can't moderate what we don't see.

>some weirdo has made two dozen useless threads
The ??? board is working as intended. Junk threads go there, quality threads stay
in General. If that's not what you want, fair enough.

>but I'm here because I am seeking a response, that's the whole point.
maybe that would have worked in 2005 but 99% of people on the internet are on social media and if they do browse forums they will be lurking

>I do that on my website all the time
>He is an active member of Agora Road
>le zoomer nostalgia honeypot
lowest of the low

3 hour child porn posts never hurt anybody. why are these old internet enthusiasts so scared of what was a regular occurrence even in 2014?