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Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-07 01:47:36

It's so over coffeebros. I ran out of coffee a week ago but was waiting for a sale because it's already so expensive. It's never going to be affordable now.

Is it too late to become a teafag after all the disparaging things I've said about them?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 01:58:41

>>19406
It's all controlled because coffee producers want more money, there's no real good reason for the price hike.

t.anon from a country that produces coffee

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:02:12

>>19407
So it's no different than RAM and SSDs, and those prices are still up like 600% and everyone in the industry is saying they won't come back down anytime soon.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:11:00

>>19408
Correct. Since the biggest coffee producers are in the third world, it's easy form a cartel and fuck up the price since there's no law against it, and even if it does, who cares, corruption is rampant and nobody cares as long as the right people are getting paid.

They did this on a small scale last year, they all stored tons of coffee to hike the prices and would sell everything after the price doubled or tripled (which it did), but someone got greedy and decided to sell before everybody else and it kinda blew the whole scam, but nobody got arrested because, you know, third world.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:18:41

>>19406
do you know what a parabola is?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:19:29

>>19409
These global south rogue states need to be brought to heel. It's insane that they've been allowed to hold the free world hostage like this.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:32:22

lmao
We've got 8lbs in the house right now and another pound on its way here from Amazon because it was cheap. I think your best hope now is to pray for a clearance or managers special and stock up then. I once found 46oz canisters of Bustelo for $8 each because the plastic tubs was slightly dented. That's not our preferred brand but for ~$2.78/lb, I figured it was worth it. And it was.
My wife uses the now-empty tubs as planters for various things, like the money trees in our front window. : )

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:35:35

>>19406
Don't worry, our wise leader enacted a 10% tariff on foreign coffee to nurture Anerica's coffee industry and bring down prices

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:49:44

>>19413
Ramping up the domestic coffee will take at least a year. In the mean time there should be a coffee relief program to help the average family afford their daily brew, they could pay for it with the tariff revenues.

These nacro terrorist states that are weaponizing coffee need to be dealt with. What they're doing is super illegal.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 02:55:52

>>19414
Nigga, what did you think implementing tariffs on other countries would achieve? Of course those countries raised prices for things you import and can't produce in meaningful quantities yourselves. And you pay the tariffs on them, anyway.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 03:05:38

>>19415
The more they jack up the price, the more they have to pay us in tariffs.

Most of those South American coffee plantations were stolen from American companies. Perhaps its time they're returned to their rightful owners. Maduro could use some company in the slammer.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 03:15:56

>>19406
Should have hedged and bought some coffee futures gentile

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 03:31:20

Which is the better budget brand, Maxwell House or Folgers?

I'm leaning towards Folgers. I remember back in the day people used to say "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup".

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 03:34:12

>>19406
Ill just buy cheap coffee not a big deal

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 03:36:04

>>19418
Folgers for sure. Maxwell House is okay but only if you're really desperate. My brother is a part time barista so I get grounds by virtue of being family. Chock Full Of Nuts is good too

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 04:04:50

>>19407
I was reminded that everything is fake and gay when I saw the article that all of the egg price bullshit had nothing to do with culling chickens or covid or anything at all with supply chains and was just egg farmers colluding with each other to raise prices.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 04:06:32

>>19409
Starbucks literally has their own armed army and militia in the third world just to protect and control coffee bean crops

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 04:19:26

>>19421
Thank God egg farmers stopped being greedy.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 11:49:02

>>19416
>they have to pay us in tariffs.
Not how tariffs work, you fucking retard.
>Most of those South American coffee plantations were stolen from American companies
Not true, retard.
>Perhaps its time they're returned to their rightful owners.
They are the rightful owners, retard
>Maduro could use some company in the slammer.
Like President Pedo.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 11:51:30

>>19418
They're identical. It's when you get to their up-market versions when it matters. Mostly because MH got rid of theirs so only Folgers remains.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 12:41:49

>>19406
Can't wait for them to buy up water next. It's such a great time to be alive

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 12:42:40

>>19411
Posting this fat pedophile when he's more responsible for the global economic downturn than anyone else on earth is rich

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 12:43:41

>>19416
>pay us
He thinks he's getting a cut lmao

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 12:44:23

>>19427
He's not fat, he's just a little bloated from edema. He's actually in tremendous physical shape for a man his age.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 13:38:03

i still don't get why people pay more for coffee when caffeine pills exist

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 13:57:29

>>19430
because coffee tastes good and it was never about the drug.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 13:58:31

>>19427
>pedophile
wild claim.
got proof for it?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:00:40

>>19431
>never about the drug
lol, that's the only reason why most people drink it
>don't talk to me until i've had my coffee!
i think people are just too dumb to do the math and see that their morning wagie routine can be optimized in cost

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:02:51

>>19433
>that's the only reason why most people drink it
no, it's really not.
it's because it tastes good.
if people wanted to wake up in the morning they'd do cocaine.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:03:14

Consider switching to ying-yang drink. half black tea, half coffee, add milk/evaporated/sweetened condensed and stir it up.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:05:08

>>19435
i was wondering if there was a name for it. i randomly decided to try making this since i have lots of tea and coffee

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:12:18

>>19430
Same reason people still do cocaine when methamphetamine exists.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:33:44

Just grind up some dirt
same flavor

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 15:32:10

>>19429
>a little bloated

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 16:10:08

>>19429
Tremendous shape. I've never seen such a shape. The best shape.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 16:19:43

>>19423
It's a limited duration ability with a long cool down.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:06:33

Oh nooo not the... dehydrated bean water. Oh wait, I'm not cattle that needs my brown morning sludge to function. I hope they ban vaping and THC next so you really suffer.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:08:27

>>19431
>>19434
>I only drink coffee for the flavor, I'm not addicted!!
>switch to decaf? uhh wtf no way!!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:47:46

>>19443
this
>>19442
based

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:45:03

>>19443
Decaf I've had tastes noticeably weaker but it ain't bad if you brew it extra strength. I'll buy it if it's considerably cheaper since I have to use more to make it taste right but it's rarely cheaper at all nevermind considerably so.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:52:03

What's the excuse this time? Last time it was an artificial drought that was made up and never happened.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:54:26

>>19406
Oh noes

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:28:37

>>19406
Take the energydrinkpill already

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:24:04

>>19448
I can't believe these shits became acceptable. When I was in HS it was still something for nerds playing WoW through the night.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:35:33

IVE BOUGHT THREE KILOS OF MATE
FUCK COFFEE IM ENERGIZED OUT OF MY MIND HOLEEEEEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 23:21:19

>>19423
Could we see the graph for a more extended period before the 2016 presidential election?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 00:30:06

>>19432
> He was just going to the island to play golf
Yeah...

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 00:42:08

>>19407
It's definitely not unsustainable growing practices coupled with borderline slave wages coming home to roost

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 00:45:44

>>19452
17 year old sex workers aren't children, they're prostitutes. If it was your daughter you'd be glad she's working with reputable billionaires instead of turning tricks on the streets for low class strangers.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 01:20:25

>>19453
The climate is stable, land is cheap and there's a almost infinite supply of cheap labour because poor people reproduce like rats, your point is retarded.

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