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Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-12 23:21:27

>Great Value!
>AKA: bioengineered goyslop
WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE CONTENT WITH THAT FUCKING BRAND
to me it signals "GOYSLOP WITH A BIBLES WORTH OF INGREDIENTS ON THE BACK", because that is WHAT IT IS
Whenever I see great value I see "this is going to taste like fake shit". Whenever I look at the back I see tons of garbage that shouldn't be in there. You can't possibly choose to eat this on purpose.
Hoooollyyyy shiiit.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:25:58

Great Value is a crapshoot, but mostly crap just like most other brands. I recommend their potato ships, which are $1.50 or $2 for 8 oz kettle cooked.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:27:06

>>22415
In addition to their potato ships I also recommend their potato chips.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:30:14

>>22414
>antisemitism
Yikes.
Mods?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:30:48

I also exclusively eat their sardines, but they have a unique taste you may not like.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:40:27

>>22418
>contains soy
why

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:42:25

Walmart generic stuff is fine, their generic gnocchi is imported from Italy and has the same ingredients in the same order as the fancy $6 a pack stuff. At my local store - in the middle of nowhere - it's $1.29 a pack.

If you're buying name brand you're supporting globohomo twice - once through Walmart, and another time for the globohomo brand.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:49:42

>>22419
"may contain [allergen x]" means the product is made in a facility that also processes [allergen x], so there could be accidental traces of these allergens even though they aren't intentionally added

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-12 23:52:04

>>22421
Thirdies have no idea why things are how they are, anon, and it seems they constitute the majority of 4chan posters these days.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 00:05:39

>>22414
Why would anyone buy that nonsense when you can buy whole potatoes and make home fries?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 00:10:53

>>22417
If goy is the white man's N word

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 01:29:18

>>22415

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 02:37:41

>>22423
>Why would anyone buy that nonsense when you can buy whole potatoes and make home fries?
Economies of scale
Sam Walton's kids are all massive pieces of shit so I try to avoid Walmart, but the hash browns are dirt cheap and not bad at all flavorwise. The time savings from these is significant if you work for a living

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 11:45:22

>>22423
time limitations

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 12:40:49

>>22421
>Eat food.
>Die.
Why are Americans like this?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 14:14:18

>>22414
i boycotted wal-mart a long time ago, but they're the only deli counter in town that sells the correct burger cheese so every once in awhile my wife goes in to get the cheese.
i refuse to step inside one.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 14:17:41

>>22429
What is the correct burger cheese?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-13 19:55:51

>>22430
i cannot divulge this information or the glowies here will do what they can to ruin it.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-14 04:07:03

Unironically best value has really good yogurt

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-14 19:16:03

I WAS GLOBALLY BANNED FROM 4CHAN FOR MAKING THIS THREAD ON /CK/

/ck/ is full of mind controlled goyslop spam upheld by moderation

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