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Pimp Weapons

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Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-05 16:54:13

I'ma run upside the bitch because she steppin out, you know. Bitch out of line!

Post pimp weapons. Are you unsure if it's a pimp weapon? Probably a BITCH WEAPON.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 16:55:42

Like so.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:01:23

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:05:15

>>21765
Nice! Where can I get this in a matched pair for dual weilding?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:06:21

>>21766
Nice! Where can I get this in a matched pair for dual wielding?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:07:54

>>21767
I have seen about 3 matched sets in a box like ever lol and it was about $400.
These? Frank B's are like $90 I think.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:10:52

>>21768
Multiple bitches might require a katana.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:50:08

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:52:26

>>21771
Brother, a good ring stamps a bitch with your monogram. Right in the forehead so it's clear.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:54:30

>>21764
my friends gold plated cz83 (sorry but i dont have better picture)

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 17:57:31

>>21773
I'm getting Sean Connery era Bond maybe, who do have powers over bitches, I grant you. Even a black one once.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:00:35

>>21764
Yes. I know what you are saying. You don’t have to keep asking me.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:02:10

>>21774
"what?" - Niko Bellic

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1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · reply · 2026-07-05 18:17:35

>>21765
>>21766
>>21771
These and a pimp cane. A true pimp also needs a very obedient bitch to hold his pimp chalice when he needs to slap a ho or use any of the above mentioned items.
This message is brought to you by picrel

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:21:22

>>21777
Yes, but Chalice-bitch usually don't act out. Them "Get the money hoes" though I tell you what think they create this money with just pussy.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:23:49

>>21771
Careful where you wear that.
https://youtu.be/8TmCAZOyZH8

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:26:38

>>21777
>Slickback.jpg
That is not Slickback, you bitch. That is A Pimp Named Slickback.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:27:24

>>21780
YOU SAY THE WHOLE THING!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 18:28:35

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1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · reply · 2026-07-05 18:31:22

>>21780
I like you, chkd

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 19:08:24

>>21782
Is that an exceptional sharpie job? It looks so shit but so consistent.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 19:10:40

There was or even still is a thread about cane weapons. I have a walking cane and I wouldn't love to resort to that, they can't all be shit though. Maybe the dollar sign could like parry a blade?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 19:36:17

>>21780
Well can’t we just call him Slickback for short?

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 19:39:55

>>21764

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 19:56:26

>>21786
"Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing... Yes, that includes the 'A Pimp Named' part. Yes, Tom, every time. It's like 'A Tribe Called Quest'."

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 20:38:15

>>21785
the only weapon a pimp needs is a strong back hand
you can check my digits to confirm

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 20:39:16

>>21789
[wasted]

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 20:44:18

>>21778
I see you fellow Shadow

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 20:48:57

>>21764
No gold deagle
None of you are a real nigga from the hood

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 21:18:22

>>21792
Somewhat of an argument to be made for "period" like I feel like a plane jane Mossy with an 18" and slugs comes out in Blaxploitation as some kind of god-artillery.
Gold Deagle makes me think of the period of The Last Boyscout. (best movie evar fuck you)

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 23:43:43

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 23:47:36

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-05 23:48:42

https://youtu.be/Z2yN2Kx5tuY?si=pBGy_4dp8xK9ijRm

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 00:11:07

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 00:14:35

>>21789
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Pimp_Slap

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-06 00:31:20

>>21787
>when you're a carpenter, but also enjoy meth and LSD on a regular basis

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 06:06:09

>>21764
>Nothing personal kid

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 06:18:50

>>21764
WE WUZ HARBOR FRIEGHT GANGSTAS AN SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT!!!!

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 06:24:09

>>21765
>>21766
>>21797
I don't like cum grips

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:29:14

>>21800
>>21801
Sir, do you think Basketball Americans know what a sling even is, much less a single or two-point? Do you happen to see a lot of them touching welders?

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1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · reply · 2026-07-07 19:30:08

>>21803
I happen to personally know an African American gentlement that is a certified welder.

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1-Bravo-Foxtrot-Alpha !!tE8rqHMY/WI · reply · 2026-07-07 19:31:09

>>21803
Oh shit, chkd

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:50:35

>>21803
>Sling use
Kek, they don’t even have irons on their AR pistols.

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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 03:06:55

>>21778
>Cobra Commander decided that the terrorism game wasn’t as profitable as the playa game

>>21782
And I guess this would be Pimp Commander’s main gun

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