Has anybody else ever had a notorious and permanent swamp ass problem?

No matter what I try it just doesn't go away!!!

First I tried washing with different types of soap and even power washing with high pressure but it did nothing...

Then I decided to buy a pair of high-ventilation trousers thinking it may just be the sweat never going away BUT IT'S STILL SWAMP DOWN THERE!

Recently I even bought a bidet in case I was somehow wiping wrong (IDK, digging in and wiping until it hurts, even with wet wipes), But it also did nothing for me...

It's just so bothersome to me... I've been feeling really down lately because my parrot died and my swamp ass is NOT helping.

Anybody else??? Any advice????? ?

I made this account so I could attach a picture but I realized it may be inappropriate... But in case the administrator allows it I can post it.

this thread fucking sucks dude

what is your physique