Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-07 14:18:44
What do you think of Waffle House?
What do you think of Waffle House?
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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:31:40
>>22096749
thank you
thank you
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:44:00
>>23279
Love me some Awful Waffle. For me its a cheesesteak hashbrown bowl with bacon, onions and a few packets of Waffle House Sauce, and if I want to be extra fat, a peanut butter waffle.
Love me some Awful Waffle. For me its a cheesesteak hashbrown bowl with bacon, onions and a few packets of Waffle House Sauce, and if I want to be extra fat, a peanut butter waffle.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 14:58:58
>>23279
Decent food for cheap. Hash browns are still the best thing there, everything else is whatever
Decent food for cheap. Hash browns are still the best thing there, everything else is whatever
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 15:06:38
>>23279
Love it. Especially right after work at about 430 in the afternoon and I'm the only customer there. The employees are all white and it's awesome.
Love it. Especially right after work at about 430 in the afternoon and I'm the only customer there. The employees are all white and it's awesome.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 15:06:42
>>23279
Automatically great because it's the only restaurant open 24/7. As someone who works graveyard, I appreciate a place that can serve a burger at 3am.
Automatically great because it's the only restaurant open 24/7. As someone who works graveyard, I appreciate a place that can serve a burger at 3am.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 15:23:10
>>22096749
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 15:40:46
>>22096749
Oh yeah you're getting a call from based department
Oh yeah you're getting a call from based department
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 16:08:09
>>23279
One of the things I miss most about living in the South. They were always my go-to place after a show or if I was on the road at night. Patty melt, hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, and peppered. Black coffee.
One of the things I miss most about living in the South. They were always my go-to place after a show or if I was on the road at night. Patty melt, hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, and peppered. Black coffee.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 16:47:05
>>22096749
I cannot refute this very based man.
I cannot refute this very based man.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 16:52:26
>>22096749
it's not so much the mods, but other anons reporting your posts, blame the over sensitive faggots.
it's not so much the mods, but other anons reporting your posts, blame the over sensitive faggots.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:03:57
rest in peace, patriot
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:13:03
best grilled chicken, waffle house sauce is good, if the location has the vanilla syrup and orange soda i get a pump of that.
the sirloin is bad, the t-bone could be good if one of the grills was set to the highest, it's so thin it's gonna overcook without getting a sear. don't like that they grill the buns. the jukebox sucks
the sirloin is bad, the t-bone could be good if one of the grills was set to the highest, it's so thin it's gonna overcook without getting a sear. don't like that they grill the buns. the jukebox sucks
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:24:31
>>23283
Can you go into great detail about from the time you enter waffle house, what's going through your mind, why you chose waffle house, the atmosphere, talking to the waitresses, ordering food, eating it, the sensations and tastes of eating it, and the routine of leaving Waffle House?
Write it like a story or some shit. I always see old dudes in there by themselves at the bars, so I'm curious to see what goes on in the inner workings of one of these people.
You could start it off like: "I stepped in out of the sweltering heat. Between the smell of my own odor and the fusion of chemical bathroom aroma and sizzling bacon.. my nose was just as confused as my mind was, as to why I was settling down in this wretched southern diner once again. My waitress, Lola, with an overweight african american lady with visible facial hair, welcomed me in and said "Whatchu havin' today sweety? I gotchu a spot up on this bar. Come on an have a seat baby!""
Can you go into great detail about from the time you enter waffle house, what's going through your mind, why you chose waffle house, the atmosphere, talking to the waitresses, ordering food, eating it, the sensations and tastes of eating it, and the routine of leaving Waffle House?
Write it like a story or some shit. I always see old dudes in there by themselves at the bars, so I'm curious to see what goes on in the inner workings of one of these people.
You could start it off like: "I stepped in out of the sweltering heat. Between the smell of my own odor and the fusion of chemical bathroom aroma and sizzling bacon.. my nose was just as confused as my mind was, as to why I was settling down in this wretched southern diner once again. My waitress, Lola, with an overweight african american lady with visible facial hair, welcomed me in and said "Whatchu havin' today sweety? I gotchu a spot up on this bar. Come on an have a seat baby!""
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:25:47
>>23279
I don't want to be around the type of people who patronize Waffle House. For me, it's Huddle House.
I don't want to be around the type of people who patronize Waffle House. For me, it's Huddle House.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:54:48
>>23279
>Leave some party getting out of control back in college days, drunk af after double-fisting keg beer and pj/jungle juice/trash can juice w/ everclear
>leave apartment complex and traverse on foot out into massive wilderness field area because huge highway is somewhere nearby, I think
>don't really remember much of the actual journey accept climbing to the top of some massive hill in the field and seeing a waffle house sign in the distance
>hallelujah.mp3 goin off in my head
>don't really remember eating the meal, browning out
>next thing I know, I'm in a friends car who was working and not chilling with the gorup that night going to his place or my place to crash
I used to have a pic on my old phone of that waffle house from atop the hill in the massive swath of wilderness between that apartment complex and waffle house, but this was back in the day of oldschool flip-phones with no way to save pics off of the phone. The meal was most 100% definitely an all star meal with sausage, hashbrowns scattered covered, and scrambled eggs.
>Leave some party getting out of control back in college days, drunk af after double-fisting keg beer and pj/jungle juice/trash can juice w/ everclear
>leave apartment complex and traverse on foot out into massive wilderness field area because huge highway is somewhere nearby, I think
>don't really remember much of the actual journey accept climbing to the top of some massive hill in the field and seeing a waffle house sign in the distance
>hallelujah.mp3 goin off in my head
>don't really remember eating the meal, browning out
>next thing I know, I'm in a friends car who was working and not chilling with the gorup that night going to his place or my place to crash
I used to have a pic on my old phone of that waffle house from atop the hill in the massive swath of wilderness between that apartment complex and waffle house, but this was back in the day of oldschool flip-phones with no way to save pics off of the phone. The meal was most 100% definitely an all star meal with sausage, hashbrowns scattered covered, and scrambled eggs.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:47:21
>onions on the grill
>two quarters next to it
>let them cook for a while
>add two slices of cheese to the quarters and mince up with the spatula and scraper
>drop onions on top
>plate
>couple of jalapenos (grilled pickled jalapenos suck) right on everything
>two quarters next to it
>let them cook for a while
>add two slices of cheese to the quarters and mince up with the spatula and scraper
>drop onions on top
>plate
>couple of jalapenos (grilled pickled jalapenos suck) right on everything
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 22:10:18
seems like a professional crack den
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 22:26:05
I'm too scared to go not gonna lie. I can't say why or I'll get banned but you can figure it out
some milkman · reply · 2026-07-07 22:56:37
>>23279
I love waffle house. Every time i go there i get a feast of a steak, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits n gravy, sausage, and eggs all for 30 bucks.
Of course, they quality of the food varies by the cook and the place but I will never disagree with a waffle house pick.
I love waffle house. Every time i go there i get a feast of a steak, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits n gravy, sausage, and eggs all for 30 bucks.
Of course, they quality of the food varies by the cook and the place but I will never disagree with a waffle house pick.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 22:58:49
>>23298
eggs twice!?
eggs twice!?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 23:00:39
>>23293
Not in my area but if I ever go south they do make the best omelet. But cannot beat waffle house in the hashbrown game.
Not in my area but if I ever go south they do make the best omelet. But cannot beat waffle house in the hashbrown game.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 23:04:32
Shittygood food that's a little pricy for what it is, but if you're not a drunk asshole then everyone there tends to be very nice.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 23:37:24
Looks too fancy for a lowlife like me.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 23:54:52
>>23297
Scared little baby, don't worry mommy will make you some more Tism Tendies
Scared little baby, don't worry mommy will make you some more Tism Tendies
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 00:10:06
>>23303
That's like saying you're a scared little baby if you won't jump in the tiger enclosure at a zoo. It's called common sense. I prefer the little mom and pop diners where I know I'm not walking into a den of evil where I could be injured or killed for no reason. I don't eat tendies or have autism btw, fuckface.
That's like saying you're a scared little baby if you won't jump in the tiger enclosure at a zoo. It's called common sense. I prefer the little mom and pop diners where I know I'm not walking into a den of evil where I could be injured or killed for no reason. I don't eat tendies or have autism btw, fuckface.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 00:24:12
>>23293
Funny how long they claimed they weren't copying Waffle House. Eventually they did start going their own way, but for a period they were pretty much Waffle House but red.
Funny how long they claimed they weren't copying Waffle House. Eventually they did start going their own way, but for a period they were pretty much Waffle House but red.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 01:07:12
>>23304
you wouldn't like waffle house, they don't have a deep fryer, no tendies
you wouldn't like waffle house, they don't have a deep fryer, no tendies
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 01:11:30
Better eggs then dennys
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:06:28
>>23307
Despite the memes, I think Denny's is the deadlier of the two restaurants. Waffle House is drunk people having skirmishes. Denny's fights tend to be deadly.
Despite the memes, I think Denny's is the deadlier of the two restaurants. Waffle House is drunk people having skirmishes. Denny's fights tend to be deadly.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:06:44
>>23304
you are legitimately a scared little baby that believes every cherrypicked headline you see on /pol/. a pearl-clutching grandma afraid to go outside. pathetic excuse for a man Tbh.
you are legitimately a scared little baby that believes every cherrypicked headline you see on /pol/. a pearl-clutching grandma afraid to go outside. pathetic excuse for a man Tbh.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:11:55
What is the Waffle House of the rest of the country?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:20:56
>>23289
This
This
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:29:42
>>23279
I have two less than 1/2 a mile from each other in my town, pretty decent after bar closes
I have two less than 1/2 a mile from each other in my town, pretty decent after bar closes
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:31:22
>>23279
consistently mediocre but sometimes i just can't sleep and want to go out, basically the only thing open at 3am where i live
consistently mediocre but sometimes i just can't sleep and want to go out, basically the only thing open at 3am where i live
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 02:53:55
>>23310
They are waffleless wastelands, full of pancake-loving infadels.
They are waffleless wastelands, full of pancake-loving infadels.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 03:23:05
>>23292
Wtf that's awesome. You should write books
Wtf that's awesome. You should write books
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 20:03:26
>>23279
I've never been but I heard it is filled with crime, gun violence, terror, hazardous work conditions, and decent waffles.
I also heard that the waffle house is used as a metric for how severe a hurricane or power outage in an area. Like really fucking bad hurricanes are only ever considered catastrophic once the local waffle house has to close down for a few hours.
I've never been but I heard it is filled with crime, gun violence, terror, hazardous work conditions, and decent waffles.
I also heard that the waffle house is used as a metric for how severe a hurricane or power outage in an area. Like really fucking bad hurricanes are only ever considered catastrophic once the local waffle house has to close down for a few hours.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 22:05:05
>>23279
I've never been and I want to but my girlfriend is staunchly opposed to it and I can't really be fucked to go there alone.
I've never been and I want to but my girlfriend is staunchly opposed to it and I can't really be fucked to go there alone.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-08 22:15:11
>>23316
The Waffle House metric is actually real.
The Waffle House metric is actually real.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 01:28:11
>>23294
Sounds comfy.
Sounds comfy.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 04:30:09
>>23316
Ours shut down last year after one of the hurricanes, my boss wasn't able to get the generators he wanted. Another one was destroyed but it was closer to the beach.
Running a limited menu and to-go only after was awesome
Ours shut down last year after one of the hurricanes, my boss wasn't able to get the generators he wanted. Another one was destroyed but it was closer to the beach.
Running a limited menu and to-go only after was awesome
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 04:46:40
>>23281
The free floor show is part of the charm.
The free floor show is part of the charm.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 07:03:16
I'm still amazed that the burnouts working there are able to memorize the esoteric plate feng shui they use instead of a ticket system. also I think it's kind of gross that they put shit on your plate to mark your order, but the only times I've actually been at a waffle house I was too tired to care.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 07:08:08
>>23322
it's because it's esoteric that it's easy to memorize. that's how the human brain works. you prioritize memory formation around novel concepts and experiences.
it's because it's esoteric that it's easy to memorize. that's how the human brain works. you prioritize memory formation around novel concepts and experiences.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 07:10:56
>>23322
I loved marking plates, getting things set up, and then getting my cook over to start and he glances at the plates and knows what to do, leave him to his weed and music
probably the rarest marking was "all the way" hashbrowns, a waffle house sauce packet
I loved marking plates, getting things set up, and then getting my cook over to start and he glances at the plates and knows what to do, leave him to his weed and music
probably the rarest marking was "all the way" hashbrowns, a waffle house sauce packet
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 07:28:26
sounds suspiciously like “Full House which is
1. a good hand in poker
2. a very bad TV show
I’m nooticing a bit…
1. a good hand in poker
2. a very bad TV show
I’m nooticing a bit…
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 08:04:05
Why aren't there more fancy waffle restaurants?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 13:44:02
>>23293
>>23305
Waffle house but worse*
>>23305
Waffle house but worse*
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-09 13:49:25
Why would I go there when I could go to a much less expensive mom&pop diner and support white power not questionable ethic mega corporations?
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