the hashbrows fucking ROCK, i missed going there every sunday at 12pm after work. It's also one of the only 3 restaurants open after 10, so it definitely makes it better for me only working at night.
i do hate how their prices are incosistent since the waiter often counts wrong.

>>23280
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>>23288
>>23289

Always miss the good stuff. What was said/shown?

>>23292
I can try. So anyways I step out of my pre owned Porsche taycan into the sweltering July heat. My job as an electrical engineer for Duke power is miserable. Since I have to talk to the 70iq mongoloids duke hired from India/Mexico to install their equipment. As I step through the door I am met by the bittersweet smell of delicious food and the knowledge that I'm gonna shit my brains out the moment I get home. It's 430 so I'm the only one there. So I take my usual booth in the back facing the door because even though I live in a nice town we occasionally get niggers passing through. The place is a type of yellow, stained by time, smoke, and the misery of the souls that have passed through there in the last 50 years. I am met by the waitress and her toothless grin, which reminds me of my first encounter with a prostitute, but that's a story for another time. I order the usual, a bacon cheese steak sandwich with double has browns, covered, chunked, peppered, and smothered. With black coffee so I can get my bowels moving. After ordering I listen to the waitress list off my order to having a good day cook I pull out my phone. I spend my time waiting for my food browsing celebrity nudes and fakes. Since the previous 10 hours on /pol/ has left me both horny and angry. After a short wait my food is brought to me. The waitress leaves while making the comment that she'll be out back for a minute. I of course know this means she's gonna take herself a bit of meth and make sure her three kids she left in the car are still alive. They're mulattos of course so I feel no need to get the cops involved. The sandwich is dripping with grease, but the hash browns are crispy, and covered in toppings just the way I like it. After finishing my meal i could tell that I would have terrible heartburn that night. Knowing that if I have to puke I'll try to get it over my tranny neighbors fence.

>>23328
>white power
>picrel is brown asian character
like pottery

>>23331
I pay with cash knowing full well that the monolithic technocratic control grid will use my visit as an excuse for my insurance to further raise my premiums. I also say to the waitress "hey, let me get one of your waffle house coffee cups so I can remember my time here" she replies "yeah they're good cups they really hold the heat." There's a long silence afterwards and she asks me "don't you have like 2 or 3 hundred cups by now?" I just smile and reply that I'm building something. I hand her the typical $10 tip and walk back out to the car. As I settle into the leather seat it starts to burn my skin, I let it happen for a while knowing that the pain is the only thing that makes me feel anymore. I then reach down and fondle the handle of the cheap Taurus pistol I bought, knowing that it's not today, but one day this is where I'm gonna check out and go to the big waffle house in the sky.

>>23310
if I could open a waffle house in DC and have it staffed with at least 2 armed guards at all time, I could retire tomorrow

>>23331
>>23333

pretty good read

>>23332
I torrent. I see no reason why I can't be entertained by foreigners.

>>23334
I used to do this job in downtown atlanta. We had two guys working the overnight 6-6 shift. One guy would go out and talk to unruly customers and the other would stand behind the 2 way mirror in the managers office with the shotgun. Paid $37 an hour, but wasn't worth it in the slightest.

>>23337
And you trusted the guy with the gun behind glass' accuracy? You'd have been peppered too if he ever used it

>>23338
Oh no he wasn't gonna shoot through the glass, he was just there in case.

>>23310
just another reason why ohio is better than m*ch*g*n

>>23330
I said a naughty bad word and then insulted the moderation and janitorial teams. Because they're faggots. I also said I prefer Denny's, but that I consider Waffle House to be like an old friend who is always there when you need them.

>>23341
You're a classless worm, Denny's is bottom of the barrel filth. Your tastebuds must be wrecked and you're definitely a sweaty fat cunt.

>>23337
World's largest Waffle House?

>>23340
Michigan doesn't exist. It's a story Ohio parents made up to scare their children into behaving.

I forgot, I also said that both establishments would be infinitely better if people like >>23342 were not allowed to enter the premises. I stand by all of my statements.

>>23293
I had one open up 5 minutes away, and for two glorious months it was 24/7. I'd do my 3AM gym routine then go eat a plate of solid food afterwards, but then they changed from 8AM-8PM hours. Fuckers.

>>23346
Nobody cares you vapid faggot

>>23346
>Waffle House that closes at 8pm
What's the fucking point?

>>23279
great pvp zone also idk why but I LOVE their coffee. I'll go there at 2AM in the morning just for their coffee. even if it means I have to fight the PK groups

>>23341
based

>>23346
>waffle house
>opens at 8AM
whats the fucking point? the point is that it's breakfast BEFORE you have to be at work

>>23349
Check out this meek pussy. He'll shuffle in with his eyes down, shaking. The only thing he'll fight is the desperate urge to piss his pants.

>>23348
Huddle House, not Waffle House.

With the exception of a handful of locations in airports, theme parks, and enclosed shopping malls, Waffle Houses are open 24/7.

>>23343
Nah, it was just a typical south atlanta ghetto waffle house.

>>23337
>Paid $37 an hour
lmao that's almost at the low end of a blackwater mercenary

>>23279
Surprised no one post it yet.

>>23357
Most of /ck/ hates aislop.

>>23358
yikes

>>23356
Yeah, his old job. Didn't you read?

>>23357
No AI, please. It degrades the board. Make a Waffle House drawing in MS paint or fuck off.

>>23361
You think AI can't make a picture in the style of Windows Paint?

I think it serves food. Also, that hurricane thing they do is kind of amusing.

>>23330
Comment got caught by spam filter so first guy just pointed out the melanin magnetism that waffle house emanates with single use of Nigeria-Germany world cup slur

>>23279
Answer the godamn phone.

>>23362
Haven't seen it yet. Be the change you want to see, anon.

>>23366
How do you know you haven't seen it yet?

>>23279
The greatest dinner theater experience in the world

>>23367
1000s of hours in MS paint. I can spot a fake a mile away.

I fucking love waffle house. It's the most remarkably consistent restaurant I've ever been to and I've never had a bad meal. Fuck i wish i hadn't had dinner so i could go there right now.

>>23279
The pecan waffles were amazing. I can't get them any more. I hate being a diabetic.

>>23371
lol weakling

>>23365
whats your problem

>>23279
i've never been to waffle house

>>23374
its adequate

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>>23375
mine has n*ggers

>>23376
Obviously.

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>>23279
It's for niggers.